落魄大廚 Chef
你是走過來的? You walk here?
好的，很好 轉過去 Alright, good. Turn around.
腿朝裡面 Legs out.
袋子拿掉 The bag.
還得再去趟農貿市場 Gotta still hit the farmers' market.
幾點了? 10點左右 What time is it? 10:00-ish.
10點了? 嗯-哼! It's 10:00? Mm-hm.
我得去接孩子 托尼在哪裡? I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony?
托尼和我昨天玩到很晚 不過別擔心，他會來的 Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here.
你能搞定嗎？是的 You got this? Yes.
他不會偷懶的 我也是 He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
嘿! 嘿，嘿，嘿! Hey. Hey, hey, hey!
是的，主廚 醒醒 Yes, Chef.Wake up.
今天我們有一位美食評論家要來 We got a critic coming today.
你認為我為什麼睡在這裡，兄弟？ Why you think I slept here for, bro?
我們開始上鍋燉湯 我們的雞蛋準備工作落後了 Let's get going on the soup. We're behind on the egg prep.
而且別忘了處理牛排 你還爛醉的著不? And get the mise on the steak. You still shitfaced?
不，我很好 我很好，主廚 好吧! No, I'm good. I'm good, Chef. Alright.
去幫馬丁處理一下豬 我們那頭豬到了 Help Martin with the pig. We got the pig.
烤乳豬! Lechon!
嘿，夥計 嘿! Hey, pal. Hey.
繫好安全帶，夥計 抱歉我遲到了 Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late.
我習慣啦! I'm used to it.
聽著，夥計，我想我們今天沒時間看電影了 Listen, pal, I don't think we have time to catch a movie today.
是因為你要準備接受評論嗎? Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed?
是的，你怎麼知道的? 媽媽告訴我的 Yeah, how'd you know about that? Mom told me.
她說了什麼？What'd she say?
她說你可能會有點擔心 She said you might be a little worried.
她說我會擔心? 是的 She said I was worried? Yeah.
哦，媽媽不太了解我，好嗎？ Well, Mom doesn't know me that well, OK?
她對你的看法非常準確 哦，是嗎？ She's pretty spot-on about you. Oh, yeah?
你知道媽媽覺得我該做什麼嗎? You know what Mommy thinks I should be doing?
什麼? 我應該開一輛流動餐車 What? That I should get a food truck.
我喜歡流動餐車 是的，我喜歡流動餐車 I like food trucks. Yeah, I like food trucks.
誰不喜歡流動餐車呢? Who doesn't like food trucks?
你能想像我開餐車的樣子嗎？我是一名主廚 Can you picture me driving a food truck? I'm a chef.
我在餐廳裡工作 好的 I work in a restaurant. OK.
聽著，我得去農貿市場買一些食材 Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market, pick up some ingredients.
好的 我能一起去嗎? OK. Can I come?
我想我應該讓你在餐廳下車的 I thought I'd drop you off at the restaurant.
茉莉在那裡 不，我想和你一起去 Molly's there. No, I wanna go with you.
你不會看到什麼都來問我吧? 不會 You're not gonna ask me for everything you see? No.
我不是帶你去買吃的，我是去買原料 It's not about you eating, it's about me buying groceries.
我知道 好的 很好 I know. OK. Good.
你有紫蘿蔔和白蘿蔔嗎? 只有橙蘿蔔 You got the purple and white? Just orange.
只有橙蘿蔔? 好吧，給我拿六捆這樣的 Just orange? Alright, give me six bunches of those.
或者八捆小的 爸爸 Or eight of the small. Dad.
等一下，夥計 還有這些小蘿蔔，我只要頂上的葉子，好嗎? Hang on a second, buddy. And on the radishes here, I use the tops, OK?
我需要頂上連著的葉子 爸爸 I need consistent tops. Dad.
這就是正在發生的事情嗎？其中六個 讓我們看看還有什麼 Is that what's happening? Six of these. Let's see what we got.
爸爸 你想要什麼，波西? Dad. What do you want, Percy?
我能買些爆米花嗎? 爸爸正在工作呢，好嗎? Can I please have kettle corn? Daddy's working, OK?
不行，你不能買爆米... No, you're not gonna get kettle...
你為什麼不買塊水果呢？我不想要水果 Why don't you get a piece of fruit? I don't want fruit.
你怎麼能要爆米花呢? 你知道爆米花是什麼嗎? How can you even ask for kettle corn? You know what it is?
不知道 那就是些碳水化合物裹著一層糖，好嗎？ No. It's carbs covered with sugar, OK?
瞧瞧這個水果 Look at this piece of fruit.
蛤? 太美了 Huh? It's beautiful.
你面對著這麼讚的水果 How could you even want kettle corn
怎麼還會想吃爆米花? with gorgeous fruit like this in front of you?
你為什麼不吃塊水果呢？ Why don't you have a piece of fruit?
所以顯然他們派了一位大評論家 So apparently they're sending a big reviewer
他也是個著名的美食博主 who's also some huge food blogger.
你知道美食博主是什麼嗎? 知道 You know what a food blogger is? Yeah.
一個在網際網路上評論各種食物的人 A guy who writes about food on the internet.
我知道美食博主是什麼 I know what a food blogger is.
哦，這個人很有名，而且好多那些有名的人 Well, this guy's a big one, and a lot of these big guys,
他們不喜歡我 they don't like me.
他們對我提出了批評，因為我剛起步時風評很好 They got it in for me because I got good write-ups when I started out.
他們對你懷恨在心 沒錯 They're haters. Exactly.
當我長大的時候我們還沒有這個詞 We didn't have that word when I was growing up.
沒有"懷恨在心"這個詞 There was no word for hater.
你頂多會說某些人，像是，嫉妒你 The most you would say is that somebody was, like, jealous,
但這詞也不準確 which didn't really capture it.
那個賣香腸的來了 你嘗過辣燻腸嗎? The sausage guy's here. You ever try andouille sausage?
沒有 它是辣的 No. It's spicy.
你愛吃辣嗎? 不 You like spicy? No.
也沒那麼辣 過來 It's not so spicy. Come on.
那東西來自紐奧良 你聽說過紐奧良嗎？ That's from New Orleans. You ever heard of New Orleans?
是的 是嗎? Yeah. Yeah?
它是美國的一部分 It's part of the United States.
是與拿破侖簽署的路易斯安那購買條約的一部分 It's part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon.
是的 嗯，那是... Yeah. Um, that was...
我的意思是，就像，現在 那是很久以前的事了 I mean, like, now. That was a long time ago.
1803年 管它的 1803. Whatever.
我說的是食物，文化，你知道嗎？ Talking about the food, the culture, you know?
就像這個辣燻腸 Like this andouille sausage.
還有貝奈特餅 你聽說過這個嗎？ 我們可以在這裡得到它 Beignets. You ever hear of that? We can get it here.
(貝奈特餅為法國傳統食物 在美國紐奧良州很常見)
不一樣 Not the same.
當你在這裡品嚐它時，它很好，因為它讓你想起， When you have it here, it's good because it reminds you of,
就像，你在那裡擁有的整個世界的記憶 like, a whole world of memories that you have of being there.
因為這就像...我告訴你，這就像一個完全不同的世界 'Cause it's like...I'm telling you, it's like a whole different world.
我們日後應該去那裡 肯定的 We should go there sometime. Definitely.
真的嗎？是的 For real? Yeah.
我的意思是，不是現在 I mean, not now.
但是，就像...什麼時候？ But, like...When?
我不知道 我有...我的日程很滿的 I don't know. I got...Everything's very full for me.
我讓這位評論家來了 等評論完了以後? I got this reviewer coming. After the review?
是的，等評論完以後 那就太好了 Yeah, after review. That'd be good.
我下個月學校就放假了 I'm off school next month.
下個月? 是的 我們可以下個月去 Next month? Yeah. We could go next month.
太棒了 或者隨便什麼時候 或者，像是，如果你... Awesome. Or whatever. Or, like, if you're...
如果不...我會問媽媽 If it doesn't...I'll ask Mom.
如果下個月不行，我們稍後再去 If it doesn't work out next month, we'll go later.
但我們一定會去看看的 我已經問了 她對此沒意見 But we'll definitely check it out. I already did. She's cool with it.
你已經問過她了? 嗯-哼! You asked her already? Mm-hm.
你從哪裡得到的手機？你怎麼會有手機的? Where'd you get a phone? How come you have a phone already?
你這年紀的人都有手機了嗎? Everybody your age have phones?
喲，大力水手，把醬汁澆上那裡，好嗎？ Yo, Popeye, get the sauce on there, OK?
這是誰的培根，蛤？這也要我看著嗎? Whose bacon is this, huh? I gotta watch this too?
等我弄明白是誰的時，你就等著被火辣帥哥爆菊吧! When I find out who it is, grab your ankles, 'cause here comes papi chulo.
我們準備到哪裡了? 告訴我，夥計們 我們怎麼樣了? Where we at? Talk to me, people. How we doing?
高湯正在燉，豬肉切好了，培根沒問題 The stock's simmering, the pig's broken down, bacon are fine.
高湯正在燉 這意味著已經在濃縮了 The stock is simmering. That means reducing.
好的 夥計們，今晚是個大日子 你們都知道誰要來了吧? Good. Guys, big night tonight. You all know what's happening?
是嗎？好的，他一來就通知我 Yeah? OK, let me know as soon as he's here.
我希望每一桌的客人都吃得開心 I want people having fun at all the tables around.
打電話給你的漂亮朋友，讓他們過來 告訴他們我買單 Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in. Tell 'em the tickets are on me.
高腳杯看起來都亂七八糟了 讓我們都出去 The stemware looks crooked. Let's get out there.
別逼我拿出尺子來打人 謝謝 Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you.
哦，主廚 我買的都是好東西 Oh, Chef. I got the good shit.
你看到這個了嗎，馬丁? 瞧瞧這個 這簡直是優質典範 You see this, Martin? Look at that. That's a specimen.
迷你胡蘿蔔 我給你買了咖喱麵團和... Baby carrots. I got you curry paste with...
知道了 知道了 卡爾 Copy that. Copy that. Carl.
現在沒空，拜託 Not right now, please.
你他媽從哪裡買到這些多汁的西紅柿的？ Where the fuck did you get these juicy-ass tomatoes?
里瓦來了 好的，你明白了嗎？讓我們... Riva's here. OK, you got it? Let's get...
里瓦到底在這裡做什麼？ What the hell's Riva doing here?
我不知道 他正往後廚走過來 I don't know. He was on his way back here.
我給他泡了濃縮咖啡 為你爭取了大約五分鐘的時間 I got him espresso, bought you maybe five minutes of time.
你應該去外面大廳見他 You should meet him out on the floor.
拖住他五分鐘 讓我對廚師們交代清楚 拜託了 Stall him for five minutes. Let me get the staff going. Please.
好的 好吧! 不過提防著他會來後邊這裡 OK. Fine. Expect him to come back here.
好的，謝謝 Yeah, thank you.
你要如何阻止那個瘋子不來後面這裡? How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here?
你必須有一個計劃 你想讓我醃製這些嗎？ You gotta have a plan. You want me to pickle these?
是的，醃了這些 我要你醃製... Yeah, pickle these. I want you to pickle...
卡爾在裡面嗎? 是的 Is Carl in there? Yeah.
嘿，卡爾! Hey, Carl!
卡爾 Carl.
你是，呃...你是準備要更換菜單嗎? Are you, uh...are you planning on altering the menu?
是的，我現在沒法跟你說 拜託，僅僅... Yeah, I can't do this right now. Please, just...
你知道今天有很多事情要做 我知道 You know a lot is on the line today. I know.
這就是為什麼菜單必須完美 That's why the menu has to be perfect.
但我可以幫你計劃 我現在沒空和你說 But I can help you plan it. I can't do this right now.
就給我五分鐘交代員工，我會帶您瀏覽菜單 Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu.
我以前做過這個 我可以幫助指導你 I've done this before. I can help guide you.
我現在不需要指導 我需要空間 I don't need guidance right now. I need space.
好嗎? OK?
謝謝 Thank you.
能讓我們單獨待著嗎，呃，夥計們? Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys?
蛤? Huh?
我讓你離開，你居然去看卡爾? I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl?
好了，各位，托門·辛科 休息五分鐘 OK, everybody, tomen cinco. Take five.
你還好嗎？我沒事 走，走，走 You good? I got it. Go, go, go.
喝杯咖啡 Grab a coffee.
讓我們把話說清楚 行啊! Let's get something straight. Yeah.
你該死的別這麼對我員工說話 我員工聽我命令 You don't fucking talk to my staff like that. I talk to my staff.
桌子那邊是你的地盤 桌子這邊是我的 That side of the pass is you, this side is me.
你雇我的時候就是這麼安排的 That was the arrangement when you hired me.
好吧，現在能聽我說話嗎? OK, now will you listen to me for a minute?
卡爾，我有想法 有時候我的想法也很有用 Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work.
我真的不在乎哪家雜誌說你是下一個廚師界的新星 I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing.
事實是，你為我工作，在我的餐廳，對吧？ The fact is, you work for me, in my restaurant, right?
在你之前我，我在這個廚房裡聘請過主廚 I've had chefs before you in this kitchen.
在你之後我也能聘到主廚 明白嗎? 好吧，說得很棒 I'll have chefs after you. OK? Alright, good talk.
讓我回去工作吧! 你知道今晚誰會來 Let me get back to work. You know who's coming tonight.
我們正在接受這座城市最重要的評論家的點評 We're being reviewed by the most important critic in the city.
是的 我知道 他的網上博客在美國在線上賣了... Yes. I'm aware. His online blog was sold to AOL...
一千萬美元 沒錯 For $10 million. That's right.
你知道那個? 是的，我知道 You knew that? Yes, I know.
好的 他是個重要人物 OK. He's a big deal.
這就是為什麼我想準備一份好菜單 你想準備一份好菜單? That's why I wanna cook a good menu. You wanna cook a good menu?
我想為他做些美食 好的 哦，那麼... I wanna cook him some good food. Yeah. Well, then...
而這家飯店正陷在創造力之轍裡 And our place is in a fucking creative rut.
車轍裡? 創造力之轍 In a rut? In a creative rut.
你知道我們開得比周圍的餐廳都好吧? You do know we're doing better than any place in the neighbourhood?
我不是在談論我們賺了多少錢 I'm not talking about how much money we're making,
我說的是創造力...是我們提供的食物 I'm talking about creatively...the food that we're serving.
我們已經提供同樣的食物五年了 We've served the same food for five years.
還記得你大膽創新在菜單上時發生了什麼嗎? Remember what happened when you put guts on the menu?
你是在說我的內臟大餐嗎? 你是這個意思嗎? Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean?
沒錯 當你把那藝術品一樣的鬼東西放進菜單時，人們不喜歡它 Yeah. When you put that artsy shit on the menu, people don't like it.
沒人點你的內臟大餐 Not one person ordered your sweetbreads.
請聽我說 Please listen to me.
我投資了一大筆錢給你改造了法式灶台 I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top,
不管是什麼，那個灶台 whatever it is, that tabletop.
法式烹飪套台 對的 French cooking suite. Right.
不是每個主廚都有那東西的 你知道為什麼你有嗎? Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it?
我很感激 你知道為什麼嗎? I appreciate it. Do you know why?
因為你值得 Because you deserve it.
瞧，你不知道 但我知道 See, you don't know that. But I know it.
你值得投資 You deserve it.
所以今晚放聰明些 So be smart just for tonight.
聽著，如果你買了滾石的門票 Look, if you bought Stones tickets
而邁克爾·賈格爾竟然不唱"滿足"，你會有什麼感覺？ and Jagger didn't play 'Satisfaction', how would you feel?
(邁克爾·賈格爾: 滾石樂隊主唱 "滿足"為樂隊成名曲)
你會高興嗎? Would you be happy?
不會 不會! No. No!
你會把那個地方他媽的夷為平地 You'd burn the place to the fucking ground.
你的菜單沒問題 Your menu works.
人們喜歡它 People love it.
卡爾，今晚做你想做的事 好嗎？你是主廚 Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef.
你知道我怎麼想嗎? You know what I think?
你認為你應該上你的成名菜 I think you should play your hits.
好了，我們開動 上班了，夥計們 Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys.
今晚是個重要的夜晚 Big night tonight.
這是我們要做的 Here's what we're doing.
我們將採用最受歡迎的菜式 We're gonna go with the favourites.
從魚子醬釀雞蛋開始... Starting with the caviar egg...
扇貝，法式洋蔥湯.. scallop, French onion soup...
苦菊沙拉...frisee salad...
龍蝦燴飯...lobster risotto...
菲力牛排 filet.
而且我們將以人人喜歡的甜品隆重收場 And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser,
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
讓茉莉準備配餐葡萄酒 Talk to Molly about wine pairings.
他來的時候告訴我 而且讓我們玩得開心 Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun.
全身心投入其中，夥計們，這是一個重要的夜晚 讓我們好好玩 Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun.
很好，很好 Good, good.
# 我厭倦了孤獨 # # I'm so tired of being alone #
# 厭倦了獨自一人 # # I'm so tired of on-my-own #
# 你能不能幫幫我，姑娘，用你最快的腳步? # # Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can? #
# 人們說我找到了一種方法 # # People say that I've found a way #
# 讓你說你愛我# # To make you say that you love me #
# 嘿，寶貝，你無須刻意努力 # # Hey, baby, you didn't go for that #
# 這是一個自然的事實# # It's a natural fact #
# 我想要回到這裡 # # That I wanna come back #
# 告訴我你在哪裡 # # Show me where it's at #
# 寶貝，是的# # Baby, yeah #
# 我厭倦了孤獨 我厭倦了...# # I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired...#
爸爸 Dad.
爸爸! 快點 我們走了 Dad! Come on. Let's go.
瞧! 來了，來了，來了，來了 評論來了 Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up.
敬評論 乾了 To the review. Here we go.
敬你，寶貝，敬你 乾了 To you, baby, to you. Here we go.
我的廚房英雄 敬我們團隊 My culinary hero. To the team.
"加盧斯 食客口腹的迎合之道" "Gauloises eager to please."
哇! 是的! Whoo! Yes!
"10年前，我有幸品嚐了卡斯帕主廚 "10 years ago, I had the good fortune to dine
在邁阿密的創意小餐館 '髓骨'的菜品" at Chef Casper's revelatory Miami bistro, Marrow."
邁阿密萬歲! 髓骨，寶貝! Miami in the house! Marrow, baby!
那是你的餐館! That's your house!
"這種大膽創意的新鮮烹飪態度 "The sheer audacity of this fresh, brave voice of the culinary scene
讓我想到了自己視食評為使命的原因" reminded me why I write about food as a vocation."
耶! 壓力很大 Yeah! That's a lot of pressure.
"當我在布倫特伍德新改建完的餐館加盧斯入座時 "It is nearly impossible to separate my glowing regard for Chef Casper
我幾乎無法將自己對餐館的期待 and how much he inspired me from my expectations as I sat down to dine
和對卡斯帕主廚啟發我的深深敬意分開" at the recently remodelled Brentwood Gallic staple, Gauloises."
是的，太好了! "哦，真是今非昔比了 Yeah, this is good! "Oh, how times have changed.
過去的十年間，卡爾·卡斯帕不知怎的讓自己 Over the last decade, Carl Casper has somehow managed to transform himself
從一名易怒的邁阿密廚師 from the edgiest chef in Miami
變成了每次你去看她時都給你五美元的阿姨 to the needy aunt that gives you $5 every time you see her
渴望你能喜歡她 in hopes that you will like her,
卻讓你縮著身子想躲開那甜膩的懷抱 but instead causes you to shrink from her cloying embrace
以免被她潮濕而下垂的胸脯悶死 which threatens to smother you in her saggy, moist cleavage.
招牌前菜 The signature app,
旨在給鄉村俱樂部早午餐人群留下深刻印象 intended to impress the country club brunch crowd,
魚子醬釀雞蛋 is the caviar egg.
焙烤過的雞蛋配上一團魚子醬 A shirred egg topped with a dollop of caviar
不過是主廚因為沒把握缺乏想像力 is an excuse for the chef to overcharge us
又想多收錢的借口而已 for his insecurity and lack of imagination.
卡爾·卡斯帕無外乎就是這一口就能嚐出的窮酸氣 Carl Casper can best be summed up by the first bite of his needy
以及和奇跡完全不沾邊的 and yet by some miracle also irrelevant
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
卡斯帕甚至沒勇氣把蛋糕少烤幾秒 Casper didn't even have the courage to undercook the cake,
導致蛋糕中心根本沒有標誌性的融化巧克力 thus curiously lacking its signature molten centre.
這道可悲的甜品拉開了 This sad dessert is emblematic
卡爾·卡斯帕令人失望的新篇章 of Carl Casper's disappointing new chapter.
他令人印象深刻的...體重增幅只能說明 His dramatic...weight gain can only be explained
他一定吃完了所有 by the fact that he must be eating
退回廚房的食物 all the food sent back to the kitchen.
兩顆星 Two stars.
我不明白 我不明白 I don't get it. I don't get it.
每個人都喜歡它 甚至他也喜歡它 Everyone loved it. He loved it, even.
那他為什麼要寫那些關於我的刻薄的評論? 關於我的食物？ Then why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food?
誰在意？誰在意？ Who cares? Who cares?
我在意 因為我本可以做得更好的 I do. 'Cause I could have done better.
我應該把我要煮的東西做出來 I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook.
你忽視了每個人都很高興的事實 You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy
而你只是在吹毛求疵罷了 and you're making a problem where there's no problem.
讓人人開心並不困難 It's not hard to make people happy.
有些東西只要放到菜單上就能討人喜歡 There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy.
如果你把金槍魚放在菜單上，它就會賣完 If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out.
這是有保證的 你知道的 It's guaranteed. You know that.
但我煮了牛肉臉頰，這是一道更好的菜 But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish,
但沒有人甚至願意嘗試 and nobody wants to even try it.
不過這很好吃 是的，適合在家吃 It was good, though. Yeah, for family meal.
哦，那麼你為誰烹飪呢? Well, who you cooking for, though?
我就是這個意思 我為什麼要選擇? That's my point. Why do I have to pick?
為什麼要選擇呢? 為什麼不能兩者兼得? Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both?
有些廚師會烹飪他想做的食物 There are chefs that cook food that they believe in
而且人們會嘗試因為他們對新體驗持開放態度 and people will try because they're open to a new experience
而且他們最終會喜歡它 and they'll end up liking it.
你想讓我對你說什麼? 真話 What do you want me to say to you? The truth.
你想讓我告訴你你是 You want me to tell you that you're the best chef
我共事過的最好的廚師 that I ever worked with.
而且這是真的，因為你就是最棒 And it's true, because you are.
你確實很棒，卡爾 你是我共事過的最好的廚師 You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with.
好的 我說真的 OK. I mean it.
哦，謝謝你 Well, thank you.
不客氣 You're welcome.
我們都同意不這樣做的 我知道 We both agreed not to do that. I know.
我為什麼不給你煮點東西吃呢? Why don't I just cook you something?
哦，好的 去他媽的 我們走 Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.
嗯! Mmm!
媽媽想跟你談談 Mom wants to talk to you.
伊內茲? Inez?
伊內茲 Inez.
你還好吧? Are you OK?
我得到了兩顆星 I got two stars.
得到兩顆星也挺好，對吧？ Getting two stars is good, right?
我的意思是，我通常不看那些東西，但是，你知道 I mean, I don't read that shit normally, but, you know,
然後他開始寫這些關於我的個人狗屎和... then he starts writing all this personal shit about me and...
有多少個人給你工作? 你，像是，有五十個 How many people you got working? You got, like, 50 people.
而且波西都十歲了 他還需要保姆嗎? And Percy's 10 years old. Does he still need a nanny?
他整天在學校 她甚至在這裡做什麼? 嗨，弗洛拉 He's in school all day. What does she even do here? Hi, Flora.
嗨，卡爾先生 我的意思是，他需要什麼... Hi, Mr. Carl. I mean, what does he need...
她在這裡做什麼? 你知道他很難過，對嗎? What's she doing here? You know that he's hurt, right?
因為我遲到了? 我已經跟他道歉了 我們沒事的 Because I was late? I already apologised to him. We're fine.
遲到? 他獨自在外面等了你一個小時 Late? He waited for you for one hour alone outside.
哦，我沒意識到有那麼久 Well, I didn't realise it was that long.
只是...那天... It's just...that was the day that...
你說得對 You're right.
我不喜歡他們那麼寫你 I didn't like what they wrote about you.
我也不喜歡 I didn't like it either.
很傷人，是吧? It hurt, alright?
你沒事吧? You OK?
我沒事I'm alright.
那就好 Good.
我會補償他的 I'm gonna make it up to him.
那很有趣，對吧？是的 That was fun, right? Yeah.
你要去哪裡? 我得制定菜單了 Where you going? I gotta work on a menu.
還很早 我能看你弄嗎? It's still early. Can I watch?
是的，抱歉，這是工作 Yeah, sorry, it's at work.
我不會妨礙你的 是的，我要去工作了 I won't get in the way. Yeah, I gotta go work.
好的 再見 下周我們會玩得很開心 OK. Bye. We'll have fun next week.
好的 OK.
你到底在這裡做什麼，夥計？這是什麼瘋狂，蛤？ What the hell are you doing here, man? What's this madness, huh?
這太瘋狂了 是的 This is crazy. Yeah.
你沒回家，是吧? 沒有 You didn't go home, did you? No.
過來 嚐嚐這個 回家吧，夥計 Come here. Check it out. Go home, man.
你整晚都在這裡 快回家 過來 You've been here all night. Go home. Come here.
睡個覺 去他媽的推特 快點，離開這裡 Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here.
"去他媽的推特"? 你在說什麼，"去他媽的推特"? "Fuck Twitter"? What are you talking about, "Fuck Twitter"?
我的意思是，你知道，操他們 這就是我的意思 I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean.
誰會看那玩意呢? 我不在推特上 Who reads that shit anyhow? I'm not on Twitter.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
沒什麼 只是口頭禪 那是什麼? Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that?
那是烤牛肉 來嚐嚐 哇! That's carne asada. Check it out. Wow.
哇! Wow!
好吃嗎? 這真是他媽的令人難以置信，夥計 Good? It's fucking unbelievable, man.
是嗎? 天啊! Is it? Holy shit!
不 說真的 不，我是認真的 No, seriously. No, I'm serious.
跟我說實話 我說的就是實話 Tell me the truth. I'm telling you the truth.
太不可思議了 調味怎麼樣? It's incredible. Is it good seasoning?
味道非常完美 開工啦! The seasoning's perfect. Roll that shit!
主廚整晚都在做菜! Chef Big Dog up all night cooking!
進來吧，夥計 過來 Come on in, buddy. Come here.
托尼，來嚐嚐這個 閉嘴並嚐嚐這美味 Tony, check this out. Shut up and taste this, amuse douche.
過來 我們得到了什麼？ Come here. What we got?
哇! 好吃嗎? Wow. It's good?
看看那個 Look at that.
火候沒過吧? 太完美了，主廚 Too much heat? That's perfect, Chef.
好吃嗎? 味道如何? 哦，太完美了 It's good? Seasoning? Oh, it's perfect.
又好吃又辣 你喜歡嗎? It's nice and spicy. You like it?
哦，夥計 哈，老大？看看那個 Oh, man. Ha, jefe? Look at that.
我喜歡 是嗎? I do. Yeah?
太他媽好吃了 好吃嗎? It's fucking great. Is it good?
別糊弄我 但這太好吃了 Don't fuck with me. But it's so good.
看到了嗎，老大？我告訴你了 這真是太美味了，夥計 See, jefe? I told you. It's flavourful as fuck, man.
很好吃，對吧？嗯! It's nice, right? Umm.
真好吃嗎? 喲，主廚 去他媽的推特 Is it good? Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter.
"去他媽的推特" 怎麼又"去他媽的推特" "Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter".
我為什麼要去他媽的推特? Why should I fuck Twitter?
你不在推特上嗎？沒有 You're not on Twitter? No.
你真是不缺女人是吧? 是這樣吧? You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem?
一定是，對吧？ It's gotta be, right?
推特跟女人有什麼關係? What does Twitter have to do with pussy?
你沒聽說過"社交網絡"這個術語嗎? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'?
沒聽過 哦，就是那樣啊 Yeah. Well, that's what it is.
意思是找女人? 就像，找女人 It means pussy? Like, pussy.
或者得到什麼的入場券 Or, like, getting tickets to something.
或者發現新樂隊 快閃族 諸如此類的東西 Or finding about a new band. Flash mobs. That kind of stuff.
任何東西都要有資料庫 所以女人也需要資料庫嗎？ Anything that requires a database. So pussy requires a database?
是啊! Yeah!
那給我看看推特上有什麼我非看不可的壞話 So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
哦，媽的，那是紅辣椒醬嗎? 沒什麼 沒什麼 Oh, shit, is that gochujang? Nothing. Nothing.
該死，你他媽的做了紅辣椒醬? 是的，那是要放乳鴿下面調味的 Damn, you made fucking gochujang? Yeah, that's under the squab.
但他要老式做法 里瓦想要老式做法，我知道 But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know.
喲，這個辣椒醬真棒 別他媽擔心里瓦 Yo, this gochujang is good. Don't worry about fucking Riva.
他不會讓你上韓國泡菜的 He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit.
讓我來搞定他 別擔心 我知道了 Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it.
他說我想做什麼就做什麼 He says I can cook whatever I want.
好的 好的 我們要這樣做飯 Alright. Alright. We're gonna cook like this.
你試過那個了嗎? 哦，嘿! 哦，天啊! Did you try that? Oh, hey. Oh, man.
那是西蘭花 再嚐嚐這個 That's broccoli rabe l'anchois. Check this out.
這太荒謬了 This is ridiculous.
你那裡有什麼？我有... What you got over there? I got...
媽媽會把硬皮切掉 是的，哦，我不切 Mom cuts off the crust. Yeah, well, I don't.
很好吃 你打賭這很好吃 It's good. You bet your ass it's good.
你能把聲音關小點嗎，拜託？ Can you turn that down, please?
哦，抱歉 Oh, sorry.
啊! Arrgh!
你知道推特嗎? You know about Twitter?
是的，我有一個帳戶 是嗎? Yeah, I have an account. Yeah?
它怎麼樣? 挺酷的 How's it work? It's cool.
它很酷嗎? 這就是這樣，很酷嗎？ It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool?
你在上面發推文 這像發短信嗎？ You tweet on it. Is that like texting?
不是 No.
幫我註冊一個 好的 Sign me up. OK.
那麼，您希望您的用戶名是什麼？ So, what do you want your username to be?
卡爾 Carl.
你不能只寫卡爾 它一定必須是@什麼 You can't just put Carl. It has to be at something'.
@卡爾·卡斯帕 At Carl Casper.
@卡爾·卡斯帕 @CarlCasper.
有人註冊過了 有人用了我的名字? Taken. Someone took my name?
那用@卡爾·卡斯帕主廚? 酷嗎？ @ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool?
是的，那很好 Yeah, that's good.
@...主廚... At...Chef...
卡爾...卡斯帕 Carl...Casper.
所以這是用來約炮的? So is this for sex?
呃! 這就是你這樣做的目的嗎？ Eww! Is that what you're doing this for?
不，我這麼做不是為了這個 有人寫了一些不好的東西 No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad.
我想看看他們寫了什麼 I wanna see what they wrote.
那就好 Good.
哦，媽的 Oh, shit.
嘿! 你不能這樣說話的 Hey. You can't talk like that.
不管媽媽在不在 我不希望你說髒話 I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.
那篇評論在網上瘋傳 那是什麼意思？ That review went viral. What does that mean?
這意味著它被拿起並轉發到各處了 It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
所以所有人都看了那篇評論了嗎？ So all these people have read the review?
是啊! 哦，媽的 Yeah. Oh, shit.
我認為這有點酷 我不覺得 I think it's kinda cool. I don't.
不，我的意思是 我們這樣做 做什麼？ No, I mean, us doing this. Doing what?
你知道，就是在一起啊! You know, just hanging out.
我們總是在一起啊! We hang out all the time.
不是，就像是在一起做一些事情 No, like, hanging out and doing something.
哦，我們做很多事情啊! Well, we do things.
不，不僅僅，像是，看一些東西或者做一些事 No, not just, like, watching something or doing something.
比如，閒逛和聊天 Like, hanging out and talking.
而且從對方那裡學點東西 And learning things from each other.
我想，你知道，你住在媽媽家 I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house
而我一直在工作，當我們出去玩時，你喜歡做有趣的事情 and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things.
我認為這有點有趣 你知道，只是想弄清楚事情 I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out.
就像你住在家裡的時候一樣 Like when you lived at home.
是的，我也想念那個 Yeah, I miss that too.
那你為什麼不搬回家住呢? Then why don't you move back home?
波西，我不能僅僅... Percy, I can't just...
你不是我不住在家裡的原因 你知道的，對吧？ You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right?
嗯-嗯! 因為這是真的 Mm-hm. 'Cause it's true.
那為什麼? 什麼為什麼? Then why? Then why what?
哦，為什麼不住在家裡呢？ Well, why don't you live home?
哦，媽媽和爸爸，你知道的 Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know,
我們...我們慢慢分開了，走上了不同的道路 we...we both grew apart, in different directions.
但我們仍然是很好的朋友 But we're still really good friends.
如果我們不住在同一所房子裡那就更好了 It's just better if we don't live in the same house.
而且我們已經不是夫妻了 哦! And that we're not married. Oh.
你明白嗎? 不明白 You understand? No.
這很難解釋 It's hard to explain.
嘿，聽著，當我們不在同一個地方時，我們可以互相發推文嗎？ Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place?
是的 你能教我怎麼做嗎？ Yeah. Could you show me how to do that?
是的 好的 Yeah. OK.
所以，首先您單擊此處而且您必須輸入您的用戶名 So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
對的 您還可以用你的智慧型手機登錄 Right. You could also log in on your iPhone.
嗯-嗯! Uh-huh.
你點擊此處的按鈕 You click this button here,
它可以發消息，以便您所有的關注者都能看到它 it posts your feed so all your followers can read it.
好的 OK.
@拉姆齊·米歇爾 即使好吃的端到你面前你也不認識
爸爸? 是的 Dad? Yeah.
自昨晚以來您已有1，653名粉絲 You got 1,653 followers since last night.
哦，那樣好嗎? 太不可思議了 Oh, is that good? It's amazing.
哦，太好了 這是什麼意思？ Oh, good. What does it mean?
這意味著有1，653人正在閱讀您的推特源 It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
嗯-嗯! 我以為這就像發短信一樣 Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting.
從昨晚開始你發布了什麼嗎？ Did you post anything since last night?
沒有 你確定嗎? No. Are you sure?
是的，我剛剛給某人發送了一條私人信息 Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
給誰? 給那個混蛋美食評論家 To who? To that A-hole food critic.
您只能向關注您的人發送私人消息的 You could only send private messages to people who are following you.
我想你可能已經公開發布了那個消息 I think you might have posted that publicly.
不是，他寫了一些關於我的壞話，然後我點擊回復了 No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply
然後這讓我向他發送了一條信息 and it let me send a message to him.
爸爸，回復是公開的 每個人都能看到它們 Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them.
看起來他又給他所有 And it looks like he re-tweeted it
123,845個粉絲發推特了 to all his 123,845 followers.
而且他回覆了 And he wrote back.
他說了什麼? What did he say?
我認為我不應該讀它 僅僅... I don't think I should read it. Just...
你能讀給我聽嗎，拜託？ Can you read it to me, please?
讀一下回覆 Read the reply.
"@卡爾·卡斯帕主廚..." @ChefCarlCasper..."
"我寧願讓你在 "I would rather have you sit on my face
溫暖的日子裡輕快地散步後坐在我的臉上 after a brisk walk on a warm day
也不要再吃你那破熔岩蛋糕" than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."
他那麼回覆我的? He wrote that to me?
他寫給每個人的 He wrote it to everybody.
你一定是在開玩笑吧! 哇! You gotta be kidding me Wow.
你知道有多少人讀過這個嗎？ You realise how many people have read this?
自昨晚以來，我的粉絲已達2，000個人 I'm up to 2,000 followers since last night.
你出名了，老兄 他們正在給我發信息 You're trending, bro. They're sending me messages.
他們激勵我對這個混蛋做出反應 They're goading me into responding to this prick.
別發 別發，老兄 別那樣做，主廚 Don't do it. Don't do it, man. Don't do that, Chef.
別回復 要保持高姿態 我知道 Don't respond. Take the high road. I know.
但是有一半的人說他是對的 But half the people are saying he's right.
是的，但也有一半的人說他是錯的 Yeah, but half the people are saying he's wrong.
那就是該死的網際網路 沒錯 聽他的吧! That's the fucking internet. That's right. Listen to him.
那就是社交媒體 你在上推特嗎？是的，我有推特 That's social media. You on Twitter? Yeah, I'm Twitter.
你叫什麼名字？小馬蒂 What's your name? Little Marty.
但是大家都學我，我白天不想出來 But all the people following me, I don't wanna hang out during the day.
我避免一切...哦，嘿，嘿，嘿，你在做什麼？ I avoid all...Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
不如你今晚來 我特地為你準備了新菜單
這傢伙 不要 你在寫什麼? This guy. Don't. What are you writing?
主廚 不要...這不是一個好主意 Chef, don't...That's not a good idea.
僅僅聽我說 你們不同意我就不發 Just listen. I won't send it until we all say it's OK.
"今晚你為什麼不再來呢？ "Why don't you come by again tonight?
我僅僅為你準備了一份全新的菜單，混蛋" I got a whole new menu just for you, asshole."
不行，把手機給我 這樣不好 不是一個好主意 No, gimme the phone. That's not good. Not a good idea.
別發! Don't do it!
現在發出去了，老兄 已經發了 That's out there now, bro. It happened.
你為什麼要發? 發了你就收不回來了 Why'd you do that? You can't take that back.
你知道嗎？我下戰書了 You know what? I threw down the gauntlet.
所以準備戰鬥吧! So get ready for a fight.
我把波西送回去然後回來 I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back
然後做我們上次應該做的菜 and cook the menu we should've cooked last time.
那麼我們今天要去哪裡呢？我得送你回去，孩子 So where are we going today? I gotta drop you off, kid.
我要為今晚去買菜 抱歉 I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry.
我能跟你一起去嗎? 不行，抱歉 Can I come with you? No, I'm sorry.
為什麼我，像是，從來不被允許進廚房？ How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen?
因為裡面很熱而且聲音很大，而且還有很多人說髒話 Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language.
那又怎樣? 我總是聽到有人說髒話 So? I hear bad language all the time.
在哪裡? 網上 Where? Online.
十歲孩子能上什麼說髒話的網站? What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language?
視頻網站 視頻網站有人說髒話? YouTube. YouTube has bad language?
我至少可以和你一起去買東西嗎? Could I at least come shopping with you?
不行 No.
我有很多事要做而且我心裡有很多事情 I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
看看誰在等我們 嗨，媽媽 Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.
過來 我想你了 親我一下 Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss.
嗨! 嗨! Hi. Hi.
所以我的公關人員說她可以和你談談 So my publicist said that she can talk to you.
你為什麼不和她談談？談什麼? Why don't you talk to her? About what?
關於推特嗎? 大家都在看你寫的東西 About Twitter? Everybody's reading what you wrote.
我覺得你不明白 明白什麼? I don't think you get it. Get what?
我們打電話給她 跟我進來 我們打電話給她 Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
是的，拜託 告訴她馬上給我回電話 Yes, please, tell her to call me immediately.
卡爾和我在一起 我在家家裡 謝謝 I have Carl with me. I'm at home. Thank you.
好了，我要走了 別走，別走，她馬上就會回電 Alright, I'm gonna go. No, no, she's gonna call right back.
她在跟別人通電話 你做的事情比實際上還多了 She was on the other line. You're making more of this than it is.
我只是不喜歡看到你這樣 I just don't like to see you like this.
什麼樣? 我挺好的 我得去工作了 Like what? I'm fine. I have to get to work.
按照別人的口味烹飪你永遠不會開心的 You're never going to be happy cooking for someone else.
這是關於流動餐車的事嗎? 我不想再談論這個了 Is this about the food truck? I don't wanna talk about it again.
為什麼不? 你可以自由烹飪 你可以成為自己的老闆 Why not? You can cook your own food. You can be your own boss.
所有我承辦的派對都請你做大廚 I can book you for all the parties that I'm doing.
我感謝你的提議，但是我不需要 I appreciate the offer, but I don't need any charity
你或你前夫的任何施捨 from you or your ex-husband.
你為什麼這麼自負呢? 因為我有工作 Why are you being so proud? Because I'm working.
不管你怎麼想 And despite what you might think,
我現在有完全的自由可以煮任何我想吃的東西 I have complete freedom to cook whatever I want now.
我熱愛我的生活 I like my life.
而就你的公關而言，當她回電話的時候，你讓她知道 And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know
你讓她知道我明白我不應該在推特上發布任何我陰莖的照片 that I understand I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my dick
而且任何職業建議都應該保密 and any career advice should be kept to oneself.
好嗎? 再見 謝謝 OK? I'll see you later. Thank you.
所有料都在我的後備箱裡 想讓我這麼做嗎？ I got all this shit in the trunk. Want me to do this?
開始了嗎? 是的 我們按新菜單做 Is it on? Yeah. We're doing it.
我們正在做，夥計們 來吧! 讓我們把所有東西都拿出來 We're doing it, guys. Come on. Let's get everything out.
我想要把配料和熟食都拿出來，這樣我們就可以開始擺盤了，好嗎? I want the Cambros, the delis out so we can start plating, OK?
卡爾，你能告訴我今晚的菜單嗎? Carl, can you tell me what's going on for tonight?
不，不，不，今晚我們有多少客人? No, no, no, how many covers do we have tonight?
有多少? 我們已經超額預訂了 但我剛剛列印了所有菜單 How many? We are overbooked. But I just printed out all the menus.
太好了 不過今晚不是按照你印的菜單 完全不同 Good. It's not the menu you got printed. It's different.
這就是我所理解的 我們正在製作試吃的菜單 That's what I understand. We're doing a tasting menu.
卡爾，我必須要先把紅酒...拉姆齊·米歇爾試吃的菜單 Carl, I have to put the wine...A tasting menu for Ramsey Michel.
我知道，但是我們...他來了 他知道這件事 I know, but we...He's coming. He knows about it.
你有看過"食者"文章嗎? 我看過 Did you see the "Eater" article? I did.
我為你感到高興 它在網際網路上傳開了 I'm so excited for you. It's all over the internet.
我超級喜歡你這個樣子 嚐一下食物的味道 I love it so much when you're like this. Taste the food.
讓服務員進來，讓他們嚐嚐食物的味道 Bring in the waitstaff, have 'em taste the food.
讓他們知道我們的目標 Make them understand what we're going for.
好的 好嗎? OK. OK?
我們今晚沒有主廚推薦 整個菜單都是特選 We're not pushing specials today. The whole menu is special.
我很興奮 我很興奮 我終於感到開心了 I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm finally happy.
我很開心 好嗎? I'm happy, OK?
我工作時可以開心嗎? Am I allowed to be happy at work?
卡爾 卡爾 我們使用同一個菜單，對吧？ Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right?
我今晚計劃了很棒的菜單 I have something really good planned for tonight.
我會讓你...這不是什麼內臟大餐 I'm gonna let you...It's not sweetbreads.
你將能夠品嘗到它 這可能是真的 You're gonna be able to taste it. That may be true.
但今晚是開業以來預訂最多的工作日晚餐 But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened.
你意識到了嗎？我知道 我在用推特 You realise that? I know. I was on Twitter.
是啊! 我正在推廣這家餐廳 Yeah. I was promoting the restaurant.
我用了推特 什麼? 是的，那是另一回事 I was on Twitter. What? Yeah, that's another thing.
從現在開始，在你在網上發布任何內容之前，我都無所謂 好嗎? From now on, before you post anything online, I'm OK. Alright?
今晚之所以那麼多人來 The whole reason everybody's here tonight
是因為我在網上挑戰了拉姆齊·米歇爾 is because I called out Ramsey Michel online
而且他們都來看我和他單挑 and they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass.
是的，你竟敢罵洛杉磯最受尊重的 Yeah, and you're gonna twitter an apology
美食評論員是混蛋 你要在推特上跟人家道歉 for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole.
我他媽的不會道歉的 你什麼意思，你又不是... I'm not gonna fucking apologise. What do you mean, you're not...
你看到他寫了什麼關於我的嗎？我他媽的不在乎... You see what he wrote about me? I don't give a fuck...
他先挑起的! 他寫什麼 我不管 He started it! What he wrote. I don't care.
你是一名廚師 你是個主廚 You're a cook. You're a chef.
這就是你烹飪了這麼多年的菜單，而且大家很喜歡 This is what you've been cooking for years, and it works.
要嘛你烹飪我們的顧客前來品嚐的菜單... And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex...
你想讓我做同樣的食物嗎？一模一樣... You want me to cook the same food? The same exact...
他大肆批評的食物? 今晚要來的是同一個人嗎？ The same food that he ripped apart? The same guy who's coming tonight?
來餐廳吃飯的不都是評論家! The restaurant isn't filled with critics!
裡面擠滿了過去10年來 It's filled with people that've been eating your food
一直在吃你食物的人！ for the last 10 years!
所以現在，突然之間，你想做藝術家 So now, suddenly, you're gonna be an artist.
哦，利用自己的時間成為一名藝術家吧! Well, be an artist on your own time.
聽我說 不要內臟大餐! Listen to me. No sweetbreads!
聽著! 不要牛腦 Listen! No calves' brains.
我不會做內臟大餐的! 聽我說 I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me.
廚房是我的地盤 這是我們之前的約定 The kitchen is my domain. That was our deal.
我他媽的才不管什麼約定! I don't give a fuck what the deal was!
交易現在已經改了 你要嘛留下，要嘛離開 The deal is now changed. Either you stay or you go.
這取決於你 討論結束 It's up to you. End of discussion.
我們滿屋子的客人...今晚要來的人...對 沒錯 We got a full house of people...who are coming tonight...Yeah. Yeah.
來享用我做的美食 不，不是你的美食，卡爾 To eat my food. No, it's not your food, Carl.
不是你的美食 It's not your food.
準確地說，是我的美食因為這是我的餐廳 By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant.
我付錢買杯子 我付錢買餐巾 I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins.
我付錢買勺子 我付工資給茉莉 I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary.
我支付你所有員工的薪津，好嗎？ I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK?
所以你要嘛按照我的菜單來做要嘛讓托尼來做 So you either cook my menu or Tony can.
托尼，反正有一半時間都是你在做菜 Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway.
說實話 對吧? Tell the truth. Right?
所以你現在是威脅要炒我魷魚嗎? So you're threatening to fire me now?
我威脅炒你魷魚? Am I threatening to fire you?
不，我只是告訴你如果你不按照我的菜單 No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do
我會怎麼做 if you don't cook my menu.
討論完畢 Subject closed.
哦，為什麼你不在沒有主廚的情況下做菜單 Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef
我們看看今晚會怎樣？ and we see how it goes tonight?
我們走吧，托尼 去他媽的 Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.
托尼 Tony.
祝你好運 Good luck.
哦，不是吧! 祝你好運，傑克 Oh, no way. Good luck, Jack.
不可能，夥計！馬丁，馬丁 No way, man! Martin, Martin.
不 天哪，不 別這樣 你留下來 留下來 No. Hell, no. Come on. You stay. Stay.
馬丁，拜託 讓我走吧，夥計 別勸我 Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it.
別這麼做 僅僅留下來 Don't do it. Just stay.
打電話給我 打電話給我 你最好相信，是的 Call me. Call me. You'd better believe it, yeah.
托尼，今晚有滿屋的客人在等你 專業點，好嗎？ Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?
來吧! 動起來 這就端上來 Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up.
熔岩蛋糕端出去，22號桌的 Get that lava cake out, table 22.
把那東西拿回來 把那東西拿回來 Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back.
這些才是22號桌子的 This is table 22.
請稍候 Just a moment, please.
不，不，我們還要再炸一下 你剛剛沒有炸它 No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it.
歡迎再次光臨 Welcome back.
很高興再次見到你，米歇爾先生 這邊請 Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way.
謝謝 Thank you.
我希望交通不是太糟糕 不，沒有 I hope traffic wasn't too bad. No, it wasn't.
30號桌，我還有一個 30號桌還差意大利調味飯 30, I got one. Table 30's still missing the risotto.
這些單子怎麼回事，夥計? What's going on with all these tickets, man?
是的？我能為您提供什麼幫助嗎? Yes? How can I help you?
這不是，嗯...Isn't this, um...
不是上次我...我...我來的時候菜單上的嗎? Wasn't this on the menu last time I...I...I visited?
我想是的 I believe it was.
我的印象是今晚的菜式總會... I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be...
有所不同，更正式 be different, more of an event.
我明白 I understand.
我們可以做點什麼讓您感覺更舒服嗎? Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable?
呃...我真的可以... Um...Could I actually...
我可以和廚師談談嗎？和卡斯帕主廚聊一下嗎? Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper?
我有一支09年的好酒才剛剛開 在醒酒 I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe.
呃...如果我可以的話？ Um...If I may?
上次我去了納帕一個葡萄酒莊園 The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard,
他們送了這瓶酒給我當做禮物 they shipped me this bottle as a gift,
而我一直在等待合適的場合 and I've just been waiting for the right occasion.
那個...你真是太慷慨了 That...that's very generous of you.
卡斯帕主廚在嗎? Is Chef Casper here?
不幸的是，他剛離開了 Unfortunately, he was called away.
他還會再回來嗎? Is he coming back?
我恐怕這應該不會了 I'm afraid that was left ambiguous.
官方消息 @卡爾·卡斯帕主廚玩完了 也許我吃到的缺點 就是他的不用心
我需要你在前線 他們三個在吧檯忙不過來了 掛掉電話 I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone.
請讓我做好我的工作 請去吧檯那裡 Please let me do my job. Please go to the bar.
托尼! 卡爾，我現在講不了電話 Tony! Carl, I can't talk right now.
我們忙瘋了 這傢伙在給我發推文 We are in deep weeds. This guy's tweeting me.
這傢伙在網上挑釁我 你們他媽的做什麼給他吃了? This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving?
我不知道 他們提供同樣的東西 I don't know. They're serving the same shit.
他在吃什麼? 我想他應該... What's he eating? I think he's...
他吃到哪一道菜了? 他... What course is he on? He's...
他現在正在吃巧克力熔岩蛋糕 He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now.
你只要把他留在他媽的原地就行了 You just keep him right where the fuck he is.
什麼? 我正在停車 What? I'm parking the car.
卡爾，什麼? 不要讓他離開 Carl, what? Don't let him leave.
讓那混蛋留在那裡! Keep the motherfucker there!
他在這裡嗎？那混蛋還在嗎？ Is he here? Is the fucker still here?
哦，該死 我們進去房子後面吧! Oh, fuck. Let's go into the back of the house.
我只想說一件事 我只想說一件事 就一件事 I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing.
我們去廚房吧! Let's go to the kitchen.
停下來 就停一下! Stop it. Stop it for a second!
讓我們僅僅...Let's just...
我已經等著和這個混蛋談談很久了 I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time.
好的 我不是倒胃口 我也不窮困潦倒 OK. I am not cloying. I am not needy.
我不管你想什麼 I don't care what you think.
你別想接近我 我不是窮人! You're not getting to me. I'm not needy!
巧克力熔岩蛋糕並不是沒煮熟的巧克力蛋糕 Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake.
中間會融化不是因為沒煮熟 That's not what makes the centre molten.
你把一筒冷凍的巧克力醬放在模具裡面 You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin
這樣當外面完全煮熟時，裡面就會融化！ so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!
好的 好的 OK. OK.
它他媽的融化了，看到了嗎？它他媽的融化了，你這個混蛋! It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole!
而你什麼都不用做 你都做了什麼? And you don't do anything. What do you do?
你就坐在那吃東西然後你開始吐槽 You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back.
為了讓人們發笑 To make people laugh.
你知道我為這些食物花了多少心血嗎? You know how hard I work for this shit?
你知道我們全部廚師付出了多少嗎? Do you know how hard my whole staff works?
我要犧牲什麼才能取悅你 What sacrifices I make to make you happy
然後你就他媽的沾沾自喜地吐槽我的食物? and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit?
好的 OK.
這樣太傷人了! 是的 It hurts! Yes.
你寫那些評論真是他媽的太傷人了! It fucking hurts when you write that shit!
它傷到你了 確實 確實 It hurt you. It does. It does.
他...他以為你要讓他這個破餐廳關門了! He was...He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down!
你這個混蛋! You asshole!
你做了什麼？你只是寫些屁話讓... And what do you? You just write shit to make...
你只是在胡說八道! 蛋糕中間有融化的! You just make shit up! It was molten!
它他媽的融化了! It's fucking molten!
混蛋！Asshole!
你不瞭解我 好的 好的 You're not getting to me. OK. OK.
你不瞭解我! 好的，卡爾 You're not getting to me! OK, Carl.
他不瞭解我! 不，他不瞭解 He's not getting to me! No, he's not.
我知道，但你是公關人員 你沒有關係的嗎? I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships?
這不就是你被雇來做這些嗎? 把這些東西從網際網路上撤下來? Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take these things off the internet?
但它已經在網際網路上了 But it's out there.
就算我能說服一個網站把視頻撤下來 Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip,
還有很多其它手機上傳的 there are a dozen others from other cell phones.
我們應該...我們至少應該請律師 What should we...should we at least lawyer up
並威脅採取法律訴訟或者什麼的? and threaten legal action or something?
你用律師威脅他們來處理這個 You threatening them with lawyers builds on a story
本身已經很戲劇化的故事 that's already getting a lot of play.
然後你第二周又上了頭條新聞 And then you get another week of headlines.
然後這個美食評論家就有機會不停更新關於你的消息 And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop.
然後它們又受到了關注，而且被選中上了頭條新聞 And they're all getting picked up, and the picked-up headlines
也被彼此選中 are getting picked up by each other.
你知道，這絕對令人難以置信 You know, it's absolutely unbelievable.
所以...我從未見過像這種情況... So...I've never seen anything like...
等一下...你是說我什麼都做不了? Wait a second...you're saying there's nothing I could do?
把視頻撤下來嗎? 不，視頻會永遠流傳下去 To get the footage down? No, that lives forever.
太好了 棒極了 Great. Awesome.
但這裡可能有機會 But there just might be an opportunity here.
這怎麼可能是一個機會？ How can this possibly be an opportunity?
哦，但我相當肯定我們有很好的機會來觀看"地獄廚房"節目 Well, I was holding off until we spoke,
我特意推遲到我們通話後再答覆對方 but I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'.
等等，什麼? 那個真人秀 Wait, what? The reality show.
我認為你不明白這裡發生了什麼 I don't think you understand what's going on here.
我是一名真正的主廚... I'm a real chef with...
你說你需要錢，對吧? 是一份工作 You said you needed money, right? A job.
一份工作，不是錢 我需要一份工作，就像我曾經有的那份一樣 A job, not money. I need a job, like I had.
哦，你的推特賬號顯示你已經有兩萬粉絲了 Well, your Twitter account says you've got 20,000 followers.
那他媽的很多了 是的，我準備取消掉那個賬號了 That's pretty damn big. Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account.
別擔心 不要取消它! Don't worry. Don't cancel it!
我可以讓你通過提及幾種產品賺到錢 I can get you money to mention a few products.
你在聽嗎? 我不想捲入任何那樣的交易 Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that.
我想煮東西 你有兩個選擇 I wanna cook food. You got two choices.
你可以深入研究它並盡一切努力工作... You can either lean into it and work it for all it's worth...
就像甜心波波 我不想那樣 Like Honey Boo Boo. I don't want that.
你知道她吸了多少金嗎? 或者她的母親? You know how much she pulls down? Or her mother?
我不關心她幹了什麼 說出你的觀點吧! I don't care what she makes. Get to your point.
或者從此消失等到風平浪靜 你有兩個選擇 Or go underground and wait till the storm passes. You got two choices.
我覺得這個視頻會在一直在網上流傳 I thought this shit lives forever online.
確實如此，但外面有太多新聞，而且速度太快了 It does, but there's so much news out there and it's so fast
而且有那麼多消除歧義的聲音，沒有人會記得任何事情 and there's so much white noise, nobody remembers anything.
好的，感謝您抽出時間為我解釋了一切 OK, thank you for taking the time and walking me through everything.
這非常有啟發性 It was very illuminating.
哦，你要掛電話了嗎? 好吧，聽著 Oh, you're hanging up? OK, listen.
我希望你隨時打電話過來 我就在這裡 I want you to call any time. I'm right here.
如果你找不到我，我正在打手機而且我還有傳呼機 If you can't get me, I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager.
好的 謝謝，請代我謝謝伊內茲 不客氣，謝謝 OK. Thank you, and thank Inez for me. No, thank you.
那"地獄廚房"呢? 怎麼了? And what about 'Hell's Kitchen'? What about it?
你還希望我找他們，對吧? 不，我不想讓你去 You still want me to pursue it, right? No, I don't want you to.
好吧，我不會打電話給他們 但我會發電子郵件 你沒有聽到我說... OK, I won't call 'em, but I'll email. Are you not listening to...
我要掛電話了，好嗎? 我有電話打進來 I'm gonna go, OK? I got a call coming in.
好的 好吧! 我會通知你"地獄廚房"的情況 OK. Alright. I'll tell you how 'Hell's Kitchen' goes.
他媽的白癡 Fucking idiot.
哦，天啊! Oh, man.
嘿，伊內茲 嗨! Hey, Inez. Hi.
你和簡談過了嗎？是的，我剛剛和她聯繫上 Did you talk to Jen? Yeah, I just got off with her.
然後呢? 然後，呃，你知道，這很糟糕 And? And, uh, you know, it's terrible.
你想讓我告訴你什麼？我只是想煮東西 What do you want me to tell you? I just wanna cook.
一切都會好起來的 Everything is going to work out.
當我回到加盧斯時好幾個餐廳想挖我過去 Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises.
正在努力安排下周的一些面試 I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week.
很好 That's good.
是的，所以，聽著，在整個工作事情解決之前 Yeah, so, listen, until this whole job thing works out,
你可以幫我照顧波西嗎? could you keep Percy for me?
但你仍然會帶他去紐奧良，對吧？ But you're still taking him with you to New Orleans, right?
他在那裡嗎？Is he there?
我會跟他說 I'll tell him.
啊，讓我...讓我和他談談 Ah, let me...let me talk to him.
讓他接電話 Put him on.
嘿，爸爸 如果我們不能去紐奧良，我可以理解的 Hey, Dad. I understand if we can't go to New Orleans.
哦，夥計，非常感謝你這麼說 Oh, man, thank you so much for saying that.
只是爸爸現在工作太忙了 你是最棒的 Just Daddy's so busy with work right now. You're the best.
也許下次吧! Maybe some other time.
是的，我們會去的，肯定會 謝謝你 Yes, we will, for sure. Thank you.
再見 Bye.
哦，老大 Oh, Jefecito.
怎麼了，夥計？大家看 老大來了 What's up, man? Look, everybody. Jefe's here.
來吧，給我來點喝的 一些優質的東西 Come on, give me some drinks. Something premium.
給他來杯坎特一號 Ketel One for the man.
哦，老兄 到處都可以看到你 Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere.
你看到了? 哦! You saw it? Ohh!
這很糟糕 情況有多糟糕？你看到了嗎? 你看到了嗎? It's bad. How bad is it? You saw it? You saw it?
我看到了 到處都是 太可怕了 I saw it. It's everywhere. It's terrible.
是不是很糟? 你永遠找不到工作了 Is it bad? You're never gonna work again.
不過我找到了 I am, though.
不，說真的，有人...有人打電話給我 No, seriously, there are people...there are people who are calling me.
老兄 哦，太棒了 我很高興聽到這個 是的 是的 Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. Yes. Yes.
我知道你可以做到比這個更大的事情 I knew you would have something bigger than this.
你才不在乎回來這裡上班 是的 You don't care about coming back here. Yeah.
所以你回來告訴我你找到一幫廚子了? So you came back to tell me you got me a gig?
因為我也會像你那樣離開加盧斯的，寶貝 'Cause I'll leave Gauloises like that, baby.
不 相信我，一旦事情成為現實，第一個電話就會打了 No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real.
別再丟下我了 我不會的 Don't leave me behind again. I will not.
永遠別再那樣做 別打我 Don't ever do that again. Don't hit me.
這個傢伙 拜託別打我 抱歉 This guy. Please don't hit me. I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉 我當時就在現場的，兄弟 I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro.
我那天喝了酒 我...我...我不知道該怎麼辦 I had been drinking that day. I...I...I didn't know what to do.
基本上，我是個娘娘腔 我很抱歉 沒事的 過去了 I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry. It's OK. It's over.
我對此擔保 沒事的 你打算接下來做什麼? I vouch for that. It's fine. What are you gonna do?
這是一個大機遇...但之後他們把你放到視頻網站上 It's a big opport...But then they put you on YouTube.
而且我覺得要為那個視頻負責任 And I felt so responsible for that shit.
順便提一下，那個視頻很好笑 這有什麼好笑的? That shit was funny, by the way. What was funny about it?
這對我來說並不好笑 只是我認識的每個人都看到了 It's not funny for me. Just that everybody I know saw it.
我知道，我知道 我有點沾你的光了 I know, I know. I kinda felt famous by knowing you.
是不是有點好笑？就像...就像，是.他們在嘲笑我還是和我一起笑？ Is it a little bit funny? Like...Like, is it...they're laughing at me or with me?
兩種都有 A little bit of both.
他們一邊和你一起笑而且一邊嘲笑你 They're laughing with you and at you at the same time.
太尷尬了 哦，太可怕了 太糟糕了 It's so embarrassing. Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad.
但同時也很搞笑 But it's funny too at the same time.
它以一種奇怪的方式讓你變得有點討人喜歡 It makes you kind of likeable in a weird way.
是的 那傢伙罪有應得 每個人都知道那傢伙罪有應得 Yeah. That guy deserved it. Everybody knows that guy deserved it.
但是，說真的，我很抱歉 沒事的 But, seriously, I'm sorry. It's alright.
你知道，我要自己做主 You know, I'm gonna land on my feet.
哦，你會的 是的，很好 我知道 Oh, you will. Yeah, good. I know.
我會再找下一幫廚子 我會支持你的 I'll get my next gig. I'll be there with you.
一切都會好起來 我現在和永遠都是你的副廚師 Everything will be fine. I'm your sous-chef now and forever.
你再也不是我的副廚師了 你是主廚 You're not my sous-chef anymore. You are chef de cuisine.
但我甚至不會在那裡...無所謂了 But I wouldn't even be there...It doesn't matter.
里瓦有一點是對的 Riva's right about one thing.
你已經準備好經營自己的廚房了 所以別搞砸了 You are ready to run your own kitchen. So don't blow it.
這對你來說是一個很好的機會 It's a big opportunity for you.
為托尼的新機遇舉杯 為托尼的新機遇舉杯 To Tony's big new opportunity. To Tony's big opportunity.
為主廚舉杯 我不喜歡以這種方式發生 To chef de cuisine. I don't like how it happened.
但我很高興它發生了 好嗎? 兩個字，兄弟 But I'm happy it happened. OK? Two words, man.
兩位夥計們 我他媽的愛死你倆了 You guys. I love you fucking guys.
我愛你，托尼 我愛你 謝謝，主廚 I love you, Tony. I love you. Thanks, Chef.
看啊! 嗯! Look at that. Mmm.
我愛你們兩個 I love both of you.
我們愛你，夥計 We love you, man.
讓我們在這裡來個三人行吧! 來吧! 來吧! Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on.
等一下 堅持住 堅持住 我愛你，夥計 Hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on. I love you, man.
我很高興你和他和好了 謝謝 你把垃圾拿出去扔了嗎? I'm glad you made up with him. Thanks. Did you take the garbage out?
事實上沒有人打電話給我 The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me.
我沒有任何工作前景 I got no job prospects whatsoever.
你之前收到的那些工作邀請呢? 沒有 一個都沒了 全沒了 What about those offers you got? No. They got none. It's all dried up.
為什麼，因為網上那些事? 一定是因為網上那些事 Why, from the online shit? It must be from the online thing.
拜託 我就像...我就像一隻他媽的彈鋼琴的貓 Come on. I'm like...I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano.
我甚至不知道這意味著什麼 I don't even know what that means.
我無處不在 I'm everywhere.
好嗎? 就像，我，就像...我，就像，一個米姆 Okay? Like, I'm, like...I'm, like, a meme.
你知道什麼叫米姆嗎? 我就是個米姆 我是一個他媽的米姆 Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme.
卡爾，你需要休息一下 Carl, you need to take a break.
我一直都在休息 我休息得太多了 I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break.
不，你需要真正的休息 我需要工作 No, you need a real break. I need to work.
我需要回到廚房工作 我無所謂了 你不...卡爾 卡爾... I need to get back to work in a kitchen. I don't care. You don't...Carl Carl...
我希望我永遠不會...我真應該按照他的要求做菜 I wish I never would've op...I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook.
什麼? 你打算...你打算再到一個餐館給另一個里瓦打工嗎? What? You gonna...You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant?
自從我認識你以來，你在這裡就一直很痛苦，卡爾 You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl.
不是這樣的 我們玩得很開心 是的，我們玩得很開心 That's not true. We've had a blast. Yes, we've had a blast.
然而現在是你離開的時候了 And now it's time for you to go.
你不再屬於這裡了 你知道的 來吧! You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on.
這是怎...這個女孩是誰? What's th...Who's this girl?
卡爾 什麼? Carl. What?
對我認真一點 我是很認真 Be real with me. I am.
你忽視了你生命中很多 You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life
重要的東西，比如波西 that need your attention, like Percy.
如果你沒注意到的話，我現在可不是個做爸爸的料 I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed.
我是個讓人尷尬的存在 I'm embarrassing.
他在電腦上看到這些亂七八糟的東西 He sees all this shit on the computer.
哦...他的朋友已經... Well...His friends have...
那麼，也許你和他談談這件事很重要 Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then.
我只是...他需要你，卡爾 I just...He needs you, Carl.
我...我不瞭解他，好嗎? 他正處於一個奇怪的年齡 I'm...I don't know him, Okay? He's at a weird age.
你為什麼不利用這段時間來了解他呢？ Why don't you take this time to get to know him?
我想要你開心 I want you to be happy.
你不開心 You're not happy.
在這裡你永遠不會開心 You're never gonna be happy here.
我不知道我要做什麼 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
我從來不知道我要做什麼 我一直都知道的 I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known.
永遠都有下一個目標要完成 There's always been the next thing to do.
而現在一切都結束了，而我...我，就像...我，就像，他媽的迷路了 And now that it's all ended, and I'm...I'm, like...I'm, like, fucking lost.
我認為這是一個很好的開始 I think that's a good place to start.
過來 Come here.
你最棒了 是的 You're the best. Yeah.
我會堅守崗位的 我保證 好的 好好幹 I'll hold down the fort. I promise. Okay. You do that.
謝謝 Thank you.
嗨，弗洛拉 波西在嗎? Hi, Flora. Percy here?
波西在嗎? Percy aqui?
他在裡面 你能告訴他我來了嗎? He's inside. Can you tell him I'm here?
當然 謝謝 Sure. Thanks.
嗨! 你為什麼來這裡？ Hi. Why are you here?
我來這裡是為了看...來看波西 I'm here to see...here to see Percy.
哦! 好長時間沒見了 Oh. It's been a while.
我很高興你來了，但你為什麼不打電話說你要來呢？ I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming?
我不知道 因為...他說他在睡覺 I don't know, because...He said he's sleeping.
好的 我去跟他聊聊 不，不，等一下 Okay. I'm gonna go talk to him. No, no, wait one second.
她說"他說他在睡覺" 但如果他在睡覺 She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping,
她就會說"他在睡覺"，所以他不在睡覺 she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping.
讓我跟他談談 不 等等 你能先跟我談談嗎? Let me talk to him. No. Wait. Can you talk to me for one second first?
好嗎? 過來 Please? Come.
波西和我要去邁阿密看我的父親 Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father.
那麼你為什麼不和我們一起去呢？ So why don't you come with us?
什麼? 是的，和我們一起去 What? Yeah, come with us.
你想讓我去...我...我不能跟你們去邁阿密 You want me to go...I...I can't come with you to Miami.
我不...我不...我有一堆... I don't...I don't...I got all...
我沒有...我一分錢也沒有 I don't...I don't have any money.
我得等著找另一份工作，等網際網路，推特上 I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over
這些這所有亂七八糟的事都過去 with the internet, Twitter, all that shit.
是的，但是你知道，我可以借你一些錢在你... Yeah, but you know, I could lend you some money before you...
我不想要你的錢 我不能接受你的施捨 I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you.
你知道他真的很沮喪 You know that he's really upset
因為他不能和你一起去紐奧良，對吧？ because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?
他很傷心 他想你 He's hurt. He misses you.
好的 你想讓我怎麼做? Okay. What do you want me to do?
你知道保姆上不了飛機 You know that the nannies can't get on the plane.
那你為什麼不跟我們一起去 So why don't you come with us
然後當我工作的時候而你就能照顧他? and you take care of him while I work?
所以你想讓我跟著你們去照顧波西? So you need me to come with you to watch Percy?
是的 所以我就是個保姆? Yeah. So I'm the nanny?
是的，他的保姆，在邁阿密 Yes, his nanny, in Miami.
這說不定會很不錯 對你來說那是充滿回憶的地方 It might be good. That's where it all happened for you.
那是波西出生的地方 That's where Percy was born.
那是你獲得第一份主廚工作的地方 That's where you got your first job as a chef.
說不定這能，像是，幫你理清思緒 Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out.
你覺得波西會同意嗎？ You think Percy would be Okay with that?
波西會喜歡的 Percy would love it.
嗯? Hm?
你怎麼說? What do you say?
我得先趕去開個簡短的會議 I have to run out for a quick meeting,
所以當你上樓後確保一切都整理好了 so make sure when you go upstairs that everything is pressed,
給他點些吃的，確保他小睡一會兒，洗澡... order him some food, make sure he takes a nap, a bath...
等等，等等，等等，小睡一會兒？讓他為今晚做好準備 Wait, wait, wait, a nap? Get him ready for tonight.
我都10歲了 今晚會很漫長 I'm 10. It's gonna be a long night.
我們要去看外公演出 We're gonna see Abuelito play.
哪裡? 在...在"今日如昨"酒吧? 嗯-哼! Where? At...At Hoy Como Ayer? Mm-hm.
他這樣會不會年齡有點小? 年齡太小什麼? Isn't he a little young for that? Young for what?
他不可能一直表演下去 He's not gonna perform forever.
他想他的外孫能至少去看他表演一次 He wants his grandson to see him play at least once.
好吧，哦，最好看好他 Alright, well, better keep an eye on him.
那個地方可能會變得相當瘋狂 我留意一下？ That place could get pretty crazy. Me keep an eye?
這就是你也要去的原因 That's why you're going too.
我們在哪裡? 這是小哈瓦那地區 Where are we? This is Little Havana.
就像在"俠盜獵車手"裡一樣? 不，這是我長大的地方 Like in Grand Theft Auto? No, this is where I grew up.
真的? 是的 You did? Yes.
而且這是外公生活和工作的地方 And this is where Abuelito lives and works.
外公還在工作嗎? 他做什麼的? Grandpa still works? What does he do?
我看不見了 I can't see.
呃，不，爸爸 他說什麼? Eh, no, Papa. What did he say?
不，他問我們是否復合了? No, he's asking if we're back together.
不，不，我們是朋友 我在幫忙照看孩子 No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby.
等等，他在...我不明白 Wait, what's he...I don't understand.
他說自從他上次見到你以來 He said that you look like you've gained a couple of pounds
你看起來胖了幾磅 since he saw you last.
也許是自從上次見面，我明白了 Maybe since last time, I understand,
但是，事實上，我減了...我減了15磅 but, actually, recently, I'm down...I'm down 15 pounds.
20? 他說他瘦了20磅 20? He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.
20 我知道...我知道他說了什麼 但是我減了... 20. I know...I know what he said. But I'm down...
那是在兩個月裡 我減了...在...在兩個星期裡，我減了15磅 That is in two months. I'm down...In...In two weeks, I've lost 15.
我的衣服甚至沒有...甚至不再合身了 My suit doesn't even...doesn't even fit me anymore.
他說他的褲子可能會掉下來 He's saying his pants might fall.
20磅 20 20 pounds. 20.
他為什麼一定要說20? 我說15，他說20 Why does he have to say 20? I say 15, he says 20.
我能...好吧! I could...Alright.
這些真的很好吃 我們應該叫醒波西，這樣他就可以嘗試一個 These are really good. We should wake up Percy so he can try one.
他說他知道 讓他睡吧! 太晚了 He say he knows. Let him sleep. It's too late.
不，但是他從沒嚐過正宗的古巴三明治 我想讓他嚐嚐 No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.
他說你應該給他做一個 He says you should make him one.
我...我想讓他在這裡嚐一個正宗的，來自小哈瓦那 I...I want him to have a real one from here, from Little Havana.
阿布羅...一切還好嗎? Abuelo...Everything Okay?
順便說一句，這真的很好吃 This is really good, by the way.
你做的要好多了 Yours are way better.
你覺得人們喜歡在家裡吃到這樣的食物嗎? You think people would like this kind of food back home?
你認為他們會喜歡嗎？是的，這是真材實料 為什麼不喜歡? You think they would like it? Yeah, it's real food. Why not?
也許我會和馬文談談 嗯-哼! Maybe I'll talk to Marvin. Mm-hm.
我想聽聽他的看法 你知道的 Let me hear him out. You know.
看看他對流動餐車有什麼想法 See what he's got in mind for the food truck.
你認為他在城裡嗎？ Think he's in town?
我不知道，但是，你知道，我明天就能知道...我會打電話給他 I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow...I'll call him.
你知道他在這裡 這就是你帶我出來的全部原因嗎? You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out?
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
嚐嚐這個 酸奶太棒了 Try this. The yogurt's amazing.
我喜歡酸奶 I love yogurt.
你滿嘴胡言 You're full of shit.
嗨! 我是卡爾·卡斯帕 我來這裡見馬文 Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin.
鞋套? 抱歉? Booties? Excuse me?
如果你不想脫鞋子的話 In case you don't want to remove your shoes.
謝謝 Thank you.
請跟我來 Follow me, please.
卡斯帕來了 你好嗎？ Casper's here. How ya doing?
高興你來了 看看你 過得怎麼樣？ Glad you're here. Look at you. How's it going?
過來這裡 凱蒂，過來這裡 Come over here. Candy, come over here.
你真是太養眼了 You're a sight for sore eyes.
你不想吃些什麼嗎? 我要看到你吃些東西 Wouldn't you want to eat something? I want to see you eat something.
好嗎? 我很擔心 吃些餅乾什麼的 Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something.
謝謝 Thanks.
看看你 Look at you.
她懷孕了 剛發現的 She's pregnant. Just found out.
這...剛才這個? The...This one?
在棍子上撒尿，進來，五秒鐘前剛告訴我的 Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
是不是...所以是你的嗎? Is it...So it's yours?
我不知道 她是這麼說的 I don't know. That's what she's saying.
你不...我知道 You don't...I know.
我有個問題，因為她...我遇到過的最好的接待員 I got a problem, 'cause she's...best receptionist I've ever had.
是的 好消息是我在08年就結紮了 Yeah. Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08.
所以，顯然，她也是一個該死的騙子 So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar.
好吧! 那的確夠嗆 你要喝點什麼嗎? Right. That's tough. What do you want?
你要椰子汁嗎? You want a coconut water?
呃...你還好嗎? Um...You Okay?
我很好 我很好 I'm alright. I'm alright.
你要杯喝的嗎? 我想...不用了 Do you want a drink? I would...No.
讓我們一起做一些決定吧! 讓我們從這裡開始 Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here.
好的，那麼...我們先從簡單的開始 Alright, so...Let's start off easy.
我們有一大堆要討論的 看，砰，這裡有四種布料樣品，對嗎? We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right?
我們從簡單的開始，然後我們再討論那些不愉快的話題 Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff.
選擇它 這...這是給... Pick it. The...For the...
放這裡的? 我不知道 For here? I don't know.
是的，我打算在這鋪個地毯 Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down,
因為人們總是在這裡滑倒，就像這裡是一個該死的溜冰場一樣 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here.
你總是可以讓他們...把鞋套脫了然後，呃... You could always get 'em...take the booties off and, uh...
做不到啊! Can't do that.
我們會選擇，我不知道，這個？ We'll go with, I don't know, this one?
你喜歡這個? 我覺得... You like that one? I think...
如果我必須...但如果你不打算刷遍牆的話，我會... If I had to...But if you're not gonna paint, I would...
這看起來跟什麼都很搭 This just seems like it goes with anything.
人們不會在牆上走路的，卡爾 People aren't walking on the walls, Carl.
或者如果我願意的話我可以留著它 Or I could keep it if I want.
這...把孩子留下 The...Keep the kid.
是德 儘管知道那不是我的 Yeah. Knowing that it's not mine.
是的 你知道，這一次，我是個好人 Yes. You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
她在我的桌子上而且我他媽的跟她來了一發 She stays on my desk and I fucking got something on her.
不過你來決定 你怎麼想? But you decide. What do you think?
我們是...我們現在是在討論地毯 Are we...we're talking about the carpet now
或者我們是在討論，嗯...那個... or are we talking about the, um...the...
我們是在討論...我甚至不再知道了 We're talking about...I don't even know anymore.
我想，呃...I think, um...
我會選棕色的 I'd go with the brown.
就這而言，那是個私人...那是... And as far as that goes, that's a personal...that's...
我不知道 你不是個可憐蟲，好嗎? I don't know. You're not a turd, Okay?
我不想讓你覺得來這裡感覺自己很卑微 I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand.
你在網際網路上那視頻他媽的太瘋狂了 太棒了 You went fucking crazy on the Internet. That was awesome.
你失去了尊重，這點我喜歡，因為這是激情 You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion.
你知道，你失去了一切 You know, you lost everything.
你知道，你不是一個失敗者，但你已經失敗了，好嗎？ You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, Okay?
你不是一個可憐蟲，一個迷失的可憐蟲 You're not a turd, a turd that lost.
我不知道我感覺自己像個可憐蟲 I don't know that I feel like a turd.
很好 我覺得我像是過了很糟糕的一周 Good. I feel like I had a bad week.
我感覺我失去了工作 我讓自己在網際網路上出盡洋相 I feel like I lost my job. I made an ass of myself on the internet.
我離婚了 我老了 我分文沒有 I'm divorced. I'm old. I got no money.
我住在威尼斯區的一個破公寓裡 I live in a shitty apartment in Venice.
但是你知道什麼會讓我覺得像個可憐蟲嗎? But you know what makes me feel like a turd?
就是我在我前妻的前夫的辦公室裡來尋求他媽的幫助 That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour
然後他所做的就是讓我抓狂 and all he's doing is busting my balls.
我喜歡這種謙遜的態度 這很好 I like this humility. It's good.
說實話，流動餐車是個很好的主意 你知道我的意思嗎? Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean?
我認為我們回到簡單的事情上來 I think we take it back to something simple.
讓我想想我是不是還有什麼要說的 我甚至都不是很清楚 Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know.
這沒問題 我會還給你的 It's no problem. I'll pay you back.
只要對你來說不是很奇怪...我不想讓你覺得好像 As long as it's not weird for you...I don't want you to feel like
因為你和伊內茲在一起而且你們還睡在一起 because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together
而且我也跟她在一起過而且我們還有過這個... and I was with her and we had this...
我和她在一起，然後你和她在一起，然後也許我後來操了她 I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after.
我甚至都不知道我們之間發生了什麼 I don't even know what happened with us.
我有次為了看快船隊的比賽來洛杉磯 I came out to LA for a Clippers game once
而且我想我們一起喝了幾杯酒然後我們上了島 and I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands.
然後我想她有...你們兩個之間發生了什麼? And I think she had...What happened between you two?
我甚至不...你知道嗎? 這無所謂了 這就是發生的事情 I don't even...You know what? It doesn't matter. Here's what happened.
我們談論的是一輛88年的全白雪弗蘭格魯曼流動餐車 We're talking about a white-on-white '88 Chevy Grumman food truck.
這是你夢想的一塊嶄新油畫布 It's a blank canvas for your dreams.
我讓他們把它開過來 I'm gonna have 'em pull it around.
謝謝你 Thank you.
沒看到它之前先別急著謝我 Don't thank me till you see it.
是的 我現在在邁阿密 Yeah. I'm in Miami now.
你那些面試怎麼了? What happened to those interviews you had?
所有的前景都沒有實現 None of the prospects panned out.
真的嗎? 是啊! For real? Yeah.
糟透了 It sucks.
我想你要在那裡待上一段時間了，兄弟 I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro.
嘿，卡爾 嘿，爸爸，米拉，我不知道你是否聽說了，但是嗯... Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but um...
我被升職了，夥計，成了副主廚 I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef.
副主廚? 是的 Sous-chef? Yeah.
少廢話! 那真是太棒了! No shit! That's excellent!
恭喜啊，夥計 那真是了不得 Congratulations, man. That's a big deal.
謝謝，夥計 這對你來說意義重大，說真的 Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you, seriously.
是的，但說我說得夠多了 什麼....所以，你打算怎麼做? Yeah, but enough about me. What...So, what are you gonna do?
你會笑出來的 You're gonna laugh.
我弄了輛流動餐車 真的假的! I got a food truck. Get the hell out!
說真的 你他媽的整了一輛小吃車? No shit. You got a fucking taco truck?
托尼! 托尼 卡爾他媽的整了一輛小吃車 Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck.
真的嗎? For real?
老大! 就像炸玉米餅之類的嗎？我只是... Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? I just...
對的 我猜也是 你要煮什麼？ Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook?
你知道，古巴三明治，香蕉，米燒雞 You know, Cuban sandwiches, platanos, arroz con pollo.
就像我們以前家吃的那些簡單的東西 Simple shit like we used to do for family meal.
哦，是的，我還記得那些日子，夥計 Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man.
他媽的他在整一輛小吃車? 該死的 Fuck he doing with a taco truck? Goddamn.
我現在還真想吃點那些東西 他拿著一輛炸玉米餅卡車做什麼？ I'd love some of that shit now. What's he doing with a taco truck?
這很好，對嗎? 這會很棒的 是的 It's good, right? It could be cool. Yeah.
把電話掛了，兄弟 我們幹活了! Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go!
好吧，好吧，好吧! 不好意思 對不起，夥計 Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
匈奴王阿提拉叫我了 我得掛了，夥計 Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man.
好的 保重，夥計 Alright. Be good, man.
這是那輛新車嗎? 這就是 這就是那輛餐車 Is this the new truck? This is it. This is the truck.
啊! 它的骨架不錯 Ahh! It's got good bones.
不過，這需要好好收拾收拾 It's gonna need a lot of work, though.
什麼不需要呢? What doesn't?
想四處看看嗎，小傢伙? Wanna take a look around, champ?
我必須這麼做嗎？去! Do I have to? Go!
去看看你爸爸的新餐車 Go and look at your dad's new truck.
我能...呃...我能問你個問題嗎? Can I...uh...Can I ask you a question?
有什麼問題嗎？ Is something wrong?
你和他睡過了嗎? 和誰? Did you sleep with him? With who?
和馬文 你和馬文睡過了嗎? With Marvin. Did you sleep with Marvin?
我當然睡過了 他是我的前夫 But of course I did. He's my ex-husband.
我的意思是，自從我們離婚之後 你睡過了... I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept...
誰...你最後一次是和誰睡的，他還是我？ Who...Who did you sleep with last, him or me?
我很抱歉，但我所做的事情與你無關... I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did...
我覺得可能有關係 在我和你離婚後 I think it might be. After I divorce you.
再說，你跟你那性感的女招待幹了些什麼我可從沒過問 Second of all, I don't ask you what you do with your hot ittle waitress.
這可完全不一樣 對，真的 That's completely different. OK, really.
而且這不公平 對，沒錯 And that's not fair. Yeah, yeah.
這是個你愛而且跟你共同生活的人... This is somebody you loved and shared a life with...
為什麼我們必須現在談論這個？ Why do we have to talk about this right now?
因為我跟這個傢伙開了一次商務會議 Because I took a business meeting with the guy.
現在不是時候 就是現在 我想知道為什麼 This is not the moment. It is. I wanna know why.
他笑得像是抓住了我什麼把柄 He's smiling like he's got something on me.
我不知道這是什麼 拜託，你認識他 I dunno what it is. Please, you know him.
我知道他是什麼人 你知道他是什麼人 那麼誰在乎呢？ I do know how him. You know how he is. So who cares?
我在乎！為什麼你需要知道？ I care! Why do you need to know?
我只是想...好的 I just would like to...OK.
這並不困擾我 我只是想知道而已 It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know.
聽著 我曾經非常傷心 我曾經非常寂寞 Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely.
而你，比任何人都更了解...好的 就這樣 夠了 And you, more than anyone, know...OK. That's it. That's enough.
我喝了幾杯之後我的情況會怎麼樣 How I get after I have a couple of drinks.
我不想知道細節 我... I don't want to know the details. I get...
拜託 我不是你的女朋友 Please. I'm not one of your girlfriends.
不要告訴我 別再說了 他是我的初戀 Don't tell me. Stop talking. He was my first.
好的，孩子在這裡 事情就順其自然地發生了 OK, the kid's here. It came out like a natural, organic thing.
我不想知道這個 我們沒有... I don't want to know about this. We didn't...
我們沒有一起睡 We didn't go through with it.
坐在那裡而且我們意識到我們只是好朋友 Sat there and we realised we're just good friends.
我想裡面有東西死在那裡了 I think there's something dead in there.
呃! 好吧，去找吧! 也許是隻老鼠 Uhh. OK, go and look for it. Maybe it's a rat.
我們去找老鼠吧! 我得去工作了，而且我會回來的 Let's go look for the rat. I have to work, and I'll be back.
不，等等，等等，等等 你要走了? 不，不，不 No, wait, wait, wait. You're going? No, no, no.
你不能走 You can't leave.
你說過你會幫我的，好嗎? You said you were going to help me, OK?
跟著你爸爸幹活 很有趣的 Go work with your dad. It's fun.
我晚點會回來 再見 I'll be back later. 'Bye.
好吧! 拿起那個桶，裝滿它 Alright. Take that bucket, fill it.
看見水管了嗎? 嗯! See the hose? Mm-hm.
垃圾，垃圾，垃圾 Trash, trash, trash.
留著那個，留著那個 Save that, save that.
留著金屬的那個 Save the metal ones.
啊! Ugh!
翻過來 Tip it over.
好啦，夥計 Alright, buddy.
我給你準備了一些禮物 I got some presents for you.
看這個 Watch this.
鋼絲球刷，明白吧? Steel wool, right?
嗯-哼! 擦洗刷 明白吧? Mm-hm. Scrub brush. Right?
我要你把整輛車這麼洗一遍 I want you to do that on the whole truck.
嘿，夥計，你不用洗那個 我們要把它扔掉 Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that. We're throwing it out.
好嗎? 洗點別的東西 Alright? Clean something else.
好了，看起來不錯 現在去洗櫥櫃 Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now.
什麼? 矮腳... The what? The low...
冰箱裡面，就在這裡 把這個清理乾淨 The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out.
哦! 就是它 Ohh! That's it.
臭味就是這裡來的 那是什麼? That's where the smell's coming from. What is that?
我不知道 管它是什麼，把它清理乾淨 I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out.
哦...你到底在做什麼？ Ohh...What the hell are you doing?
你跟我說處理乾淨的 不要把它扔進垃圾桶裡 You told me to clean it out. Not throw it in the garbage.
那是一個非常好的酒店平底鍋 擦洗一下 That's a perfectly good hotel pan. Scrub it out.
不，那太噁心了！我不會清理它 No, that's gross! I'm not cleaning that out.
把它從垃圾桶裡撿起來 你在開玩笑嗎？ Pick it out of the garbage. Are you kidding?
太噁心了 你不能把它扔垃圾桶裡 It's disgusting. You don't throw it in the garbage.
就像我們留下的其它東西一樣 讓我們把它清洗乾淨吧! Like we saved the rest of the stuff. Let's just clean it out.
不 No.
把它從垃圾堆裡撿起來 不 Pick it out of the trash. No.
把它從垃圾桶裡撿起來 Pick it out of the trash can.
你想在廚房裡幹活 You wanted to work in a kitchen.
這就是在廚房裡幹的活，好嗎? This is what working in a kitchen is, OK?
我們不能把廢品扔了 是的，我想到廚房來然後做菜 We don't throw shit out. Yeah, I wanted to come and cook.
不是洗這個! 把它從垃圾桶裡撿起來! Not clean it! Pick it out of the garbage!
不！我把你的整輛該死的卡車都清理了！ No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck!
你為什麼對我這麼刻薄！ Why are you so mean to me!
嘿，我聯繫不到你媽媽 Hey, I can't get a hold of your mom.
但是你...車看起來很棒 But you...The truck looks great.
你做得很棒 對不起 我太刻薄了 You did a great job. I'm sorry I was mean.
我這樣做不對 That wasn't right of me.
我打算挑些車上用的廚具 I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck.
在媽媽打電話回來前你想跟著我並幫我挑個爐子嗎? You wanna come with me and help me pick out a stove till Mom calls back?
好的 Fine.
好的 我們走吧! Alright. Let's go.
你知道這是什麼嗎? You know what this is?
炸薯條? 沒錯，油炸鍋 French fries? That's right, a fryer.
這就是我們這裡需要的 來吧，我們走吧! This is the one we need right here. Come on, let's go.
下面是雙對流烤箱 這是一個真正的主力 Double convection oven underneath. It's a real workhorse.
60英吋 我想我們可以把它們裝在卡車裡 你覺得呢? 60 inches. I think we could fit them on the truck. What do you think?
就它吧! 就這個了 好的 搞定 Let's get it. Let's get this one. Good. Done.
這個...啊，這就是我們需要的 This is the...Ah, here's what we need.
這就是我正在尋找的東西 就在那裡 This is the thing I was looking for. Right there.
喬治·福爾曼烤箱? 那不是喬治·福爾曼烤箱 A George Foreman grill? That's not a George Foreman grill.
(喬治·福爾曼烤箱: 一種電加熱烤箱 由拳擊冠軍喬治·福爾曼的推廣而聞名世界)
它被稱為鐵板烤箱 我們用它來做古巴三明治 It's called a plancha. We make Cuban sandwiches on that.
這是我們全部生活的關鍵 我們需要其中兩個 This is the key to our entire livelihood. We need two of these.
看起來不錯 你知道嗎? Looks good. You know what?
我們還要一個六英吋長塑料手柄的廚師刀 Let's also get the 6-inch chef's knife with the plastic handle.
那麼您還需要刀架 是的，我們也要一個刀套 Then you need also the holder. Yeah, let's get a cover as well.
好的，你看到這個了嗎，波西? OK, you see this, Percy?
那是廚師的刀子 That's a chef's knife.
真正的廚師刀 A real chef's knife.
這不是玩具 你明白嗎? It's not a toy. You understand?
這東西很鋒利 如果你不小心 它會把你送進醫院 This thing's sharp. It can send you to the hospital if you're not careful.
我會教你怎麼用這個東西 I'll teach you how to use this thing.
但廚師刀，它是屬於廚師的，而不是廚房 But a chef's knife, it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen.
所以你有責任保持它鋒利，乾淨，別弄丟了它 So it's your responsibility to keep it sharp, clean, not to lose it.
你能做到嗎? 是的 Can you handle that? Yes.
這是一把好刀 This is a good knife.
如果你小心保養它，它可以用很長時間 It'll last you a long time if you take care of it.
別弄丟了它 Don't lose it.
我不會的 謝謝 I won't. Thank you.
它是你的了 You earned it.
我們怎麼把它搬上車? How are we gonna get it in the truck?
哦，馬文說我們可以請他手下的人來幫我們 Well, Marvin said we could use some of his guys to help out.
嘿，夥計們! 哈囉? Hey, guys! Hello?
我是卡爾 這是我的車 I'm Carl. This is my truck.
我需要一些人手幫忙把這個廚具搬上車 I need some help moving this equipment in.
馬文說你們也許能幫我 Marvin said that you guys might help me.
知道了 介意我借這個用嗎? I got it. Mind if I borrow this?
升到最高 Get to the top floor.
也許能再高點? Maybe a little higher?
困難的部分是把它運到卡車上 The hard part was getting it over to the truck,
而現在我們只需要翻過來 and now we just have to tip.
如果有人到後擋板那裡就好了 If I can get one end up on the tailgate.
好的 OK.
哦，嘿，嘿! 別這麼搬 你會把東西打破的，夥計 Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man.
嘿! 馬丁! Hey! Martin!
嘿，搗蛋鬼，怎麼了？你好嗎，小黑幫，蛤？ Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh?
你到底在這裡做什麼？我警告過你，夥計 我警告過你 What the hell you doing here? I warned you, man. I warned you.
如果你有新的工作，我會放棄一切，成為你的一線廚師 我不是嗎？ If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I?
這是一輛餐車 你現在是副主廚了 This is a food truck. You're a sous-chef now.
所以？餐車不需要副廚師嗎？ So? Food trucks don't need a sous-chef?
好吧，很好 你被僱用了 但沒有工資 OK, fine. You're hired. Pays nothing.
我接受 好極了! I'll take it. Nice!
你嚇不倒我的，夥計 太感謝了 You're not gonna scare me, buddy. Thank you so much.
你肯定在一掛電話就跑去飛機場了 You must've jumped on a plane as soon as we got off the phone.
夥計，當我聽到你的聲音時，我想的是"這就是我想做的" Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do."
我很高興你來了 我也是，夥計 I'm so happy you're here. Me too, man.
我們要把這個裝上卡車 是嗎? We're trying to get this in the truck. Yeah?
我需要某種，像是，槓桿和支點 I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum.
用力，各位 大家一起來 用力 Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on.
媽的...不，我們不能這樣做 Holy sh...No, we can't do this.
不可能，除非我們中的一個人傷害自己 不，不，不，不行 No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't.
停 停 住手 我來，我有辦法 Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it.
卡爾，別急 Carl, easy.
會說西班牙語真是太好了 那當然，夥計 It's good to know Spanish. You gotta, man.
謝謝 謝謝，夥計們 Thank you. Thank you, guys.
啊! 好的，行了 Ah! OK, good.
不錯 接著是油炸鍋嗎? Nice. Fryer next?
不，不，忘了怪異的油炸鍋吧，夥計 No, no, forget the freaking fryer, man.
我要把丙烷罐裝滿 I'm gonna fill up the propane tanks,
你去超市...買西班牙啤酒，不要其它啤酒 you go to the market...get cerveza, not beer.
我不能去超市 我們要安裝油炸鍋 把蒸汽池扔掉 I can't go to the market. We gotta hook up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit.
不，在你回來之前，我會把這裡收拾得一塵不染並清理乾淨 No, by the time you get back, I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up.
我有很多醃製要做 I got lots of marinating to do.
我答應讓這些人吃上一生中最棒的三明治 I promised these people the best sandwich of their lives.
好的 很好 那麼...給我點運氣 OK. Good. So...Get me the mojo.
好吧，那麼，你需要什麼？橙子，洋蔥，大蒜 OK, so, what do you need? Oranges, onion, garlic.
沒錯 我們為什麼不加點果汁，蛤？ That's right. Why don't we juice it up a little bit, huh?
黏果酸漿 一些辣椒，是的 香菜 Tomatillo. Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro.
現在趕緊離開這裡 走吧! Now get the hell outta here. Let's go.
好吧，聽著，關鍵是，你要找到原材料 OK, look, the key is, you gotta look for ingredients
然後這些原材料會讓你想到做什麼菜 and then that gives you ideas of what to cook.
就像，這是絲蘭，對吧？ Like, this is yucca, right?
拿一些這個 那些看起來不錯 看到了嗎？ Get some of that. Those look great. See that?
然後...哦。到這裡來 And...Oh, come here.
你知道這是什麼嗎? You know what this is?
呃，香蕉? Uh, bananas?
那叫大蕉 香蕉的一種 That's called a plantain. Platanos.
這些是熟的 摸起來，柔軟的? These are maduros. Feel, soft?
嗯-哼! 那是甜的那種 Mm-hm. That's the sweet kind.
但我們要綠色的這種 給你 拿著這個 But we want the green ones. Here. Hang onto this.
這就是你製作炸香蕉片的原材料 This is what you make tostones with.
那是馬丁的最愛 That's Martin's favourite.
我來拿 我來拿 你拿得動嗎? 太多了嗎? I got it. I got it. You got it? Too much?
我拿得動 好的 I got it. OK.
小心狼蛛 過來 什麼? Watch out for tarantulas. Come on. What?
啊! 很好 Ahh! That's good.
哦，看看那個 Oh, look at that.
哦，是的 都是我的傑作，寶貝 Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby.
太漂亮了 邁阿密，我回來了 砰！ That's beautiful. Miami, I am back. Pow!
你本可以直接在商店買這個 我覺得那裡有得賣 You could have just bought this at the store. I think they sold it there.
你確定那是你兒子嗎，夥計？我不知道 You sure that's your son, man? I don't know.
你最好去做個親子鑒定 You'd better get a paternity test.
哦，看起來很難以相...我能嚐一些嗎? Oh, that looks incred...Can I have some?
哦，馬丁 Oh, Martin.
拜託，給我一些 這不是商店買的 Please, just gimme some. It's not from the store.
你可能不喜歡它 這個肥而不膩 你知道嗎? You might not like it. It's fatty but not heavy, you know?
你不想吃這個 是的，我想吃 You don't want any of this. Yes, I do.
你可能是素食主義者 你不能吃它 我不是素食主義者 You're probably vegan. You can't eat it. I'm not vegan.
這不是商店買的 哦，我的天哪! It's not from the store. Oh, my God.
馬丁，拜託 我可以吃一些嗎？等一下 Martin, come on. Can I have some? Hold on a second.
我能給他一點嗎，馬丁? 不，夥計，他不... Can I give him a piece, Martin? Nah, man, he's not...
好吧! 讓我考慮一下 就一小塊 讓我想想 Alright. Let me think about it. Just a little piece. Let's see.
很好吃 很好吃? Pretty good. Pretty good?
很好吃? 拜託! 比商店的好吃嗎? Pretty good? Come on! Better than the store?
再來一點 僅僅再來一點 One more. Just one more.
你這輩子中吃過的最好的東西 拜託，夥計 The best shit you ever had in your life. Come on, man.
哦，再給我一點 要是你打算給他一點，也給我一點 Oh, give me another one. If you're gonna give him some, give me some.
別小氣 我想要更多 Don't be cheap. I want more.
你知道嗎？我們做一些三明治吧! You know what? Let's make some sandwiches.
是的，老大 讓我們開始吧! 好的 準備好了嗎? Yes, sir. Let's get to it. Alright. Ready to go?
嘿，小傢伙，烤箱燙了嗎? Hey, little man, is the plancha red-hot?
蛤? 我? Huh? Me?
不，我在跟烤箱說話 是的，你 No, I'm talking to the grill. Yeah, you.
我去碰它嗎? 哦，你覺得呢? Do I touch it? Well, what do you think?
不行 沒錯 不行，天才 No. That's right. No, genius.
嘿，聽著 過來 聽我說 Hey, look. Come over here, look.
看見這個水了嗎? 嗯! See this water? Mm-hm.
砰 燙了嗎? 是的 Bang. Is it hot? Yes.
告訴他燙了 燙了 Tell him it's hot. It's hot.
好的 跟你爸爸的內褲一樣燙嗎? OK. Is it hot as your daddy's underwear?
很好 現在，看著 過來這裡 Good. Now, watch. Come over here.
開始吧，爸爸 完美了 完美的 Here we go, papi. Perfect. Perfecto.
現在，看著我 看我在做什麼 Now, watch me. Watch what I'm doing.
兩片火腿，三片豬肉 Two slices of ham, three of pork.
現在過來這裡 現在大師出場 Now come over here. Now the maestro.
兩片奶酪...一，二 Two slices of cheese...one, two.
兩片泡菜 我能加泡菜嗎? Two pickles. Can I do pickles?
大泡菜 很好 一 二 Big pickles. Nice. One, two.
現在，看這個 加上這個...芥末醬，從頭到尾 Now, watch this. Take this...mustard, from end to end.
好的 OK.
你左右移動，而不是前後移動 You go side to side, not forward and back.
現在，這是最重要的一步 Now, this is the most important part.
這是古巴三明治的標誌 好的 This is what makes it a Cubano. OK.
抹上奶油 看見沒? 是的 Take the butter. See that? Yeah.
在上面 加一點點 On top. Take a little bit.
在烤箱上抹上奶油 Butter the grill.
放進去 就像這樣 In. Just like that.
現在，看著 Now, watch.
我要你看著麵包變成金色 I want you to watch for the bread to get golden.
我要你看著奶酪融化 I want you to watch for the cheese to melt.
等奶酪融化了而且麵包成金色，但沒有焦的時候 When that cheese is melted and that bread's golden, but not burnt,
你叫我，你告訴我完成了然後我們再來檢查，好嗎? you call me, you tell me it's done and we'll check, OK?
好的 盯著它 OK. Keep an eye on it.
我要你看看每個器具 每個人都在做什麼 I want you to watch everything everybody's doing,
因為等我們忙不過來的時候，你必須隨時來打下手 because when we're hopping, you're gonna have to jump in on the line
並幫助我們 and help out.
我覺得好了 你覺得好了? I think it's done. You think it's done?
哦，看看 看看那有多金色嗎？ Oh, look at that. See how golden that is?
你每次都要做成這樣 幹得好 That's how you want it every time. Nice job.
等你加入進來的時候 你必須像個機器人一樣 You gotta be like a robot when you're on a line.
你很棒，寶貝 你很棒 You're the shit, baby. You're the shit.
好嗎? OK?
嗯! 三等份 Mmm! Three equal pieces.
看看我們做的 好了，開吃吧! Let's see what we got. Alright, here we go.
哦，好燙 啊! 讓我嚐嚐 Oh, hot. Ah. Let me see.
看看這奶酪 Look at that cheese.
哦，我的天哪，夥計 太棒了 Oh, my God, man. This is the shit.
就是這味道 哦! This is it. Oh!
就是這味道 就是這味道 This is it. This is it.
太不可思議了 這就叫"真地道" It's incredible. This is empingao.
哦，真地道! 真地道，夥計 Oh, empingao! Empingao, man.
所以，好吃嗎? 太棒了 So, is it good? It's amazing.
那麼我想我們可以開張了 Then I guess we're open.
等等，等等，等等，等等，等等，我們開張? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're open?
我還沒吃完我的三明治 I didn't get to finish my sandwich.
你們來了 我做什麼? Here you go. What do I do?
切麵包 Cut the bread.
那裡有啤酒 There's cerveza down there.
小傢伙，給我榛子，再給我一些火腿 Little man, get me hazelnuts, get me some more ham.
好的 OK.
好的，我這裡完成四個 Alright, I got four right here.
嘿，老大，這個音樂聽起來太難聽了 Hey, jefe, this sound system sounds like ass.
我親戚認識一個能提供我們需要所有音樂的人 But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities.
我的信用卡都已經刷爆了而且我們還沒有收食物的錢 My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet.
所以音樂的事以後再說 但你看起來很高興，寶貝，不是嗎？ So we'll wait on the sound system. But you look happy, baby, don't you?
很高興 很高興 是的，那才是最重要的 So happy. So happy. Yeah, that's what's champing it.
啊! Uh-huh!
我完成一個 哇，哇，哇，哇! I got one. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
這個焦了 怎麼辦? That's burnt. So?
他們不會買的 They're not paying for it.
跟我來 從卡車上下來 Come with me. Get off the truck.
你能搞定嗎? 是的，交給我 你們下去吧! You got this? Yeah, I got it. You get down.
稍等一下 Slow down for a second.
這對你來說很無聊嗎？不會，我喜歡它 Is this boring to you? No, I like it.
是的，哦，我喜歡它 Yeah, well, I love it.
我這輩子所有美好的事情都來源於此 Everything good that's happened to me in my life came because of that.
我這輩子也許不能把什麼事都做得很好，好嗎？ I might not do everything great in my life, OK?
我不是完美的 我不是最好的丈夫 I'm not perfect. I'm not the best husband.
而且如果我不是最好的父親，我很抱歉 And I'm sorry if I wasn't the best father.
但我很擅長這個 But I'm good at this.
而且我想要跟你分享這個 And I wanna share this with you.
我想教會你我所學到的東西 I wanna teach you what I learned.
我用我所做的東西來進入人們的生活 I get to touch people's lives with what I do.
而它讓我繼續前進，而且我喜歡它 And it keeps me going, and I love it.
而且我覺得如果你嘗試一次，你可能也會喜歡它 And I think if you give it a shot, you might love it too.
是的，主廚 Yes, Chef.
現在，我們應該賣那個三明治嗎? Now, should we have served that sandwich?
不應該，主廚 No, Chef.
這才是我的兒子 回去吧! 我們還有很多餓著的人呢! That's my son. Get back in there. We got some hungry people.
他準備好下廚了! He's ready to cook!
我們做得很好，夥計 我們做得很好 We did good, man. We did good.
我們找對路了 我說我們就走傳統菜單路線 We got something here. I say we stick with the traditional menu.
我們不會太花哨 我們再加上一絲蘭薯條 We don't get too fancy. We'll get some yucca fries.
我們有炸鍋 太經典了 再來瓶啤酒，老大? We got the fryer. That's classic. Another beer, boss?
不用了，我很好 好吧! No, I'm good. Alright.
給你，小傢伙 Here you go, little man.
你確定? You sure?
這是啤酒嗎? Is this beer?
不，當然不是了 我永遠不會遞給你啤酒 No, of course not. I would never hand you beer.
這是啤酒的雙胞胎 我才十歲 不能喝啤酒 That's cerveza. I'm 10. I can't have beer.
你不是十歲 你是廚房員工 廚房員工不論年齡 You're not 10. You're kitchen staff. Kitchen staff doesn't have an age.
爸爸? Dad?
你可以喝一小口 You can have a sip.
蛤? Huh?
就像尿一樣，對吧？比尿還難喝 Like piss, right? Worse.
你朋友給你啤酒的時候你要記得這種感覺 You remember that when your friends offer you a beer.
我想我們去南海灘...嗯-哼! I figure we go to South Beach...Mm-hm.
把餐車稍微裝飾一下，把菜單整理出來 stake out the truck a little bit, get the menu straight.
然後我們非常確定自己找到靈感後 Then after we're really confident we got something good,
然後我們開車返回洛杉磯 then we drive back to LA.
而且路上再多停留幾個城市? And hit a few extra cities on the way?
為什麼不？Why not?
我能去嗎? 你能去嗎? Can I come? Can you come?
去哪裡? 去旅行 Come where? On the trip.
這不是旅行 我們只是把餐車開回去 This isn't a trip. We're just driving the truck back.
你要和媽媽帶著離婚的錢做頭等艙飛回去 You're flying first class with Mommy with all the divorce money.
是的，但你沿途會停留其他城市 Yeah, but you're stopping in cities.
是的，但你要上學 我在放假 Yeah, but you got school. I'm on break.
我不知道 I don't know.
馬丁，我喜歡你的護身符 Martin, I like your mojo.
嘿，別給我下套 哦，你打馬丁主意? Hey, don't work me. Oh, you hitting Martin?
你在鼓動馬丁? 像那樣鼓動我 You're working Martin? Working me like that.
他太老辣了 不過，他知道我的弱點 He's ice-cold. He knows my soft spot, though.
他喜歡你的護身符 He likes your mojo.
他說動我了，夥計 我們會和你媽媽談談的 He got me, man. We'll talk to your mom.
我們看看她會說什麼 我已經問了 We'll see what she says. I already did.
她不反對 快看看那個 She's cool with it. Look at that.
他不是...他才十歲，他就有手機了 He's not...He's 10, he's got a phone.
好樣的 對你有好處，夥計 搞定了 Good for you. Good for you, man. Get things done.
為什麼不？為什麼不？帶他一起去吧! Why not? Why not? Bring him along.
所以我可以去了? So I'm going?
是的 Yeah.
是的，你可以跟著 我得去洗手間 Yeah, you can come. I gotta go to the bathroom.
去挖溝機那裡 Go by the backhoe.
你想讓我去那裡拉屎嗎？ You want me to take a poop over there?
嘿，卡爾 卡爾，快來看 Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out.
我把你們送到旅館 I'll drop you guys off at the hotel,
而且早上的時候，你把其餘的食材買好 and in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients,
儲備一些東西，而我會給卡車噴一層油漆 stock up on stuff, and I'll put a coat of paint on this.
別管噴漆的事了 回來後我們會噴漆的 Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back.
這樣看起來不錯 不，夥計 這包我身上 It looks fine like this. No, man. This is on me.
我表弟認識一個人 我來牽線 好嗎？ My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright?
好的 OK.
誰餓了? 蛤? Who's hungry? Huh?
如果你改主意了，你打電話給我，而我會去任何地方接你 If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere.
來吧! 讓我們賣三明治吧，寶貝! Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby!
好吧是打電話給我 來吧，夥計 OK, call me. Come on, buddy.
小心點 Cuidado.
打電話給我 我會的 Call me. I will.
(@卡爾·卡斯帕主廚回來了! 快看@南海灘的@古巴流動餐車)
好了，夥計 我需要你幫我招呼人了 Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd.
是的，主廚 你知道的 好吧! Yes, Chef. You know it. Alright.
看過來 Step right up.
全南海灘最棒的古巴美食 Best Cuban food in all of South Beach.
來吧，別害怕 看過來! Come on, don't be afraid. Step up!
如果您需要更正宗的感覺，您可以朝那邊游90英里 If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way.
你可以作出判斷，我們可以製作它 you can pronounce it, we can make it.
西班牙雞肉飯，送免費木薯 Arroz con pollo, yuca frita.
好的，四份古巴三明治馬上好 OK, four Media Noches coming up.
古巴三明治 Cubano.
有嗎? 我這裡準備好了四個了 You got it? I got four ready over here.
絲蘭薯條，是你的嗎? 是的 Yucca fries, plantas was you? Yeah.
給你 謝謝 感謝您的耐心等待 Here we go. Thank you. Thanks for your patience.
誰還需要更多一點？我們來四份古巴三明治 Who needs a little bit more? We got four Cubano all day.
四份古巴三明治 嘿，這個還沒準備好，好嗎？ Four Cubano all day. Hey, this one's not ready, OK?
我正在給那個塗奶油 好的 好的 I'm buttering that one. I got it. I got it.
糟糕! 絲蘭! Crap! Yucca!
給你一份薯條 我燙到手了 One frites for you. I burned my finger.
你沒事吧? 嗯-哼! You OK? Mm-hm.
你想繼續還是停下? 我想繼續 You wanna keep going or stop? I wanna keep going.
好的，繼續，繼續 加油，小夥計 OK, keep going, keep going. Go, little man.
幫他弄一下香蕉番茄醬和絲蘭薯條 Help him with that banana ketchup and yucca fries.
配上辣椒醬，智利醋 Go with the chile, the chile vinegar.
做得好 等一下 Good job. Hold on one second.
來了 夠了嗎? It's coming. Is that enough?
好極了 給你 That's perfect. Here you go.
絲蘭薯條呢? 太完美了 How's the yucca frita? It's perfect.
閃開，閃開 Step aside, step aside.
謝謝 Thank you.
這裡誰負責？ Who's in charge here?
嗯，呃，是我 怎麼了，先生? Um, uh, me. What do you need, sir?
我得跟你單獨談談 好的 I need to talk to you on the side. OK.
請出來一下 馬上 好的 沒事 沒事 On the side, please. Right away. I got you. I got it, I got it.
好了，好了 放鬆，放鬆 小聲點 小聲點 Alright, alright. Relax, relax. Keep it down. Keep it down.
等一下，夥計們 快點 等一下，等一下 Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on.
等一下，等一下 Hang on, hang on.
需要查看許可證 許可證，是的，我們有 Need to see a permit. Permit, yeah, we got it.
應該沒事吧! Should be good.
是的，許可證沒問題 只是你現在不適合在這裡賣 Yeah, permit's good. You're just not good to sell here right now.
好的，好吧! 謝謝 所以，沿著這條路半英哩可以嗎? OK, alright. Thank you. So just, what, a half-mile down the road?
是啊! 只要你不在南海灘上，你就沒事 Yeah. As long as you're not right on South Beach, you're OK.
沒問題 抱歉給你添麻煩了 嘿... No problem. Sorry about that. Hey...
你不是那個熔岩蛋糕的傢伙嗎? Aren't you the lava cake guy?
呃，是的，從網際網路上那個 是的 Uh, yeah, from the Internet. Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
我孩子和我在電視上看到你了 你太搞笑了 My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious.
謝謝 好的，太好了 Thanks. OK, great.
那太搞笑了 好的 That was hilarious. OK.
嘿，我可以為我的孩子和你快速合影嗎？ Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid?
為我孩子 當然 For my kid. Sure.
是的 嘿，你知道怎麼用這個嗎？ Yeah. Hey, you know how to work this?
嘿，馬丁，幫我一下 那是什麼，平板電視嗎？ Hey, Martin, help me out. What is that, a flat-screen TV?
等一下 讓我快速給你解鎖 Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick.
等一下 我們得往前面挪挪 Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road.
很難使用別人的技術啊! It's hard to use other people's technology.
確實 摟著你? 這樣行嗎? Big one. Arm around you? Is that good?
是啊! 是啊! 好吧，我該怎麼...我該按哪啊? Yeah. Yeah. Alright, how do I...What do I press?
只要觸摸那個...先點擊屏幕 等一下 Just touch the...Tap the screen first. Hold on.
好了 讓我確保你沒有在錄像 OK. Let me make sure it's not on video.
它是在錄像...是的，已經開著了 然後把鏡頭放在攝像機上 好了 是的 It's on...Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah.
好了 站近一點 Alright. Get together.
您必須點擊屏幕中心 You have to tap the centre of the screen,
而當你看到一個小方框，確保這個方框一定要在我們的頭上 and when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head.
好的 無論你拍什麼，方框裡拍到的才是重點 OK. Whatever you're shooting's in the box.
僅僅把這張該死的照片拍下來，好嗎？我知道了 Just take the fucking picture, OK? I got it.
好了 謝謝 讓我們趕緊照... There we go. Thanks. Let's take the...
哦，你手指擋住鏡頭了 Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera.
抱歉，抱歉! 好了 很好 Sorry, sorry! Good. Great.
我拍好了 好的 謝謝 I got it. OK. Thank you.
好了 謝謝你 謝謝 警官 Alright. Thank you. Thank you, Officer.
嘿，我可以在廚房裡拍張照片嗎？ Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen?
在餐車上？那就太好了，是的 On the truck? That'd be great, yeah.
好了 而且很好 好的 Got it. And good. OK.
我可以再來張指著三明治什麼的嗎? Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something?
好了 好了? 好的 好吧! Got it. Good? OK. Alright.
我們能再來一張..."小姐與流浪漢"造型的... Can we do one more where...with 'Lady and the Tramp'...
你知道，就是你咬著三明治一邊，我咬著另一邊? you know, you're biting one end, I'm biting the other?
拜託，你可以的 好吧! Come on, you can do this. OK.
抓穩了嗎? 好了嗎? 換 You got it? You got it? Go.
我想我錯過了出口了 I think I missed the exit.
(謝謝你 邁阿密! 詳情關注我們的短視頻!)
哦! Oww!
你到底在做什麼？你給媽媽發照片了嗎？ What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Mom?
我在發短片 短片? 什麼短片? I'm posting a Vine. A Vine? What's a Vine?
是個視頻網站 你看 It's a video. Look.
嘿，拜託，夥計！把它從我面前拿開 Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face.
真是的 天啊! Seriously. Christ.
只有六秒鐘 誰會製作六秒鐘的視頻啊? It's only six seconds. Who'd make a video six seconds?
六秒鐘的視頻 你相信這一代小孩都怎麼了? A six-second video. Can you believe this generation?
難以置信，夥計 很少有人關注 多動症 Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD.
多動症是對的 那還不算什麼 ADHD is right. That's nothing.
我還拍了一些視頻...每天一秒鐘 I've also been shooting these videos...one second every day.
一秒鐘視頻? 現在你在和我開玩笑了吧! One-second videos? Now you're joking with me.
不是 你將它們全部剪輯在一起 No. You edit 'em all together.
每天一秒鐘 One second of every day.
然後你把它們剪輯在一起觀看 很酷的 And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool.
好吧，虛擬世界到此為止 來點現實的怎麼樣? OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real?
誰想在迪斯尼世界停留? Who wants to stop at Disney World?
哦，是的，我想 迪斯尼世界? 那是真實的嗎? Oh, yeah, I do. Disney World? That's real?
我們不應該停下來，直到到達紐奧良 We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans.
嘿! 嘿，那是你兒子 那是我的孩子 Hey! Hey, that is your son. That's my boy.
一個寧願去紐奧良也不願去迪士尼世界的孩子 A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World.
現在我算見識到了 Now I've seen everything.
我迫不及待地想嘗試我的第一口貝奈特餅了 I can't wait to try my first beignet.
你對其他人說"紐奧良"都會想到爵士樂和巫毒教 Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo.
是的，他想...Yeah, he thinks...
你家小孩想到甜甜圈 甜甜圈 是的，我知道 Your kid thinks doughnuts. Doughnuts. Yeah, I know.
我喜歡 好的 向紐奧良進發 I like that. Alright, New Orleans.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
夥計，我正在給我的小狼人們塗一點玉米粉，夥計 Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch on my werewolves, man.
這裡太潮濕了這裡太潮濕了 It's too humid down here.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad. Dad.
醒醒 怎麼了? Wake up. What?
馬丁正在把玉米澱粉放在他的蛋蛋上 Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls.
你把玉米澱粉放在你的蛋蛋上? You putting cornstarch on your balls?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
讓我來一些？ Let me get some?
想要一些嗎？Want some?
給你 Here.
就像嬰兒爽身粉 It's like baby powder.
放到你的蛋蛋上 Put it on your nuts.
感覺不錯，對吧? 不錯 It's nice, right? Nice.
更棒的是還在早上 What's good is in the morning,
你可以給蛋蛋蘸點油炸著吃 you could dip your nuts in oil and make hushpuppies.
好了，這邊 這邊 Alright, come on. Come on.
停 Out.
好吧，倒車 Alright, backing up.
慢點，慢點 Come on, come on.
好的，小心，寶貝 OK, watch out, baby-cakes.
好的 OK.
嗚! Whoo!
駕駛技術不錯，蛤？ Nice driving skills, huh?
我越來越上手了 可不是呢! I'm getting the hang of this thing. I'm telling ya.
好了，我要帶我兒子出去轉轉 是的 Alright, I'm taking my kid for a walk. Yeah.
哦，太棒了 我被提升為副主廚了 Oh, nice. I get promoted to sous-chef.
但我必須做所有艱苦的工作嗎？是的 謝謝 But I gotta do all the hard work? Yeah. Thanks.
謝謝 我們在哪裡 波本街? Thank you. Where are we, Bourbon Street?
不是，這是法國人街 遊客才去波本 Nah, this is Frenchman Street. Bourbon's for tourists.
我們在馬里尼 跟我來 We're in the Marigny. Come with me.
我們去哪裡？來就是了 Where we going? Just come.
走吧! 去法國區 Come on. French Quarter.
我們要去蒙德咖啡店 We're going to Cafe Du Monde.
你聽說過蒙德咖啡店嗎? You ever heard of Cafe Du Monde?
吃貝奈特餅的地方嗎? Is this the beignet place?
準備好了嗎? 我們可是走了好遠的路 You ready? We drove a long way for these.
走吧! Here we go.
慢慢吃 Eat it slow.
你再也吃不到第一口貝奈特餅了 You're never gonna have your first beignet ever again.
很好吃 Pretty cool.
很酷，對吧? 你喜歡它嗎? 嗯-哼! It's cool, right? You like it? Mm-hm.
世界上其他地方都沒有這個味道 They don't taste like this anywhere else in the world.
那麼，你還需要買什麼東西呢? 什麼也不買 So, what else you gotta buy? Nothing.
不買工作用的東西? Not anything for work?
不買 Nope.
真的嗎? 真的 Really? Nah.
只是想和你一起買一些貝奈特餅 Just wanted to get some beignets with you.
太棒了 Cool.
我喜歡紐奧良 I like New Orleans.
我也喜歡紐奧良 I like New Orleans too.
有人吃了我的身體 因為我沒有刷牙 Somebody ate my body. I didn't brush my teeth.
這就是你不刷牙時會發生的事情 This is what happens to you when you don't brush your teeth.
夥計們 ，夥計們 ！ 你們去哪裡了，夥計？什麼? 我去買東西了 Dude, dude! Where were you, man? What? I went shopping.
你去買東西了? 我給你打電話了，夥計 我給你發了短信 You went shopping? I called you, man. I texted you.
我們買貝奈特餅了 你到底在哪裡？ We got beignets. Where the hell were you?
你買貝奈特餅? 我一直給你打電話 我們為餐車買了甜菜 You got beignets? I've been calling. We got some beets for the truck.
你為什麼不接電話? 我的手機調震動了 Why didn't you answer your phone? My phone was on vibrate.
你將手機設置為震動 冷靜點 有什麼大... You put your phone on vibrate. Chill out. What's the big...
抱歉 冷靜點 ? 僅僅看一下 I'm sorry. Chill out? Just take a look.
僅僅看一下 請看一下 Take a look. Please take a look.
都是等我們嗎? 等我們的 Is that for us? That's for us.
全部等我們的? 你能相信嗎? That whole line's for us? Can you believe that?
哦，我的天哪! Oh, my God!
好吧，所以，我想我們得煮點食物了 Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food.
我們得煮點食物 好吧，所以你準備好了嗎？ We gotta cook some food. Alright, so you good with prep?
是的，老大 我們會挺過去的 Yes, sir. We're gonna get through this.
準備好了嗎? 我準備好了，老大 You ready? I'm ready, boss.
好的.為我爭取五分鐘 是的，先生 OK. Buy me five minutes. Yes, sir.
請給我們五分鐘好嗎? 五分鐘 Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes.
再給五分鐘我們馬上開始 We'll be right there in five more minutes.
一切都準備好了...鐵板...一切都是熱的 Got everything...Plancha's...Everything's hot.
油熱了 你都準備好了 是的，先生 Oil's hot. You got everything ready. Yes, sir.
你是超級巨星！ You are a superstar!
你是超級巨星 謝謝 謝謝你，先生 You are a superstar. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
哦! 你怎麼弄來這一群人的? 外面有一大群人 Oh! And how'd you get that crowd? You got a huge crowd outside.
我沒有 我買東西回來，就有長隊等著了 I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line.
我以為弄錯了 是我把它發到推特上了 I thought it was a mistake. I tweeted it.
你什麼？你做了什麼？ You what? What'd you do?
我用你的賬號在推特上發照片然後定位了 看 I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. Look.
等等，夥計，你做...你做了什麼？你定... Wait, man, you did...you did what? You geo...
我標記了位置，這樣他們就能用地圖找到我們了 I tagged it so they can mark us on their maps.
看看這些照片 Look at those pictures.
你怎麼...你做什麼... How'd you...What'd you...
這些照片是來自這裡的 嗯-哼! These pictures are from here. Mm-hm.
你是怎麼從這裡得到這些照片的？ How'd you get those pictures from here?
我們去蒙德咖啡店的時候 When I was going to Cafe Du Monde.
然後你把它放在網上了？嗯-哼! And you put it online? Mm-hm.
你是個天才，孩子 You're a genius, kid.
是你把大家弄來的 你知道嗎? You're the reason everybody's here. You know that?
你是我的新任市場經理 謝謝 You're my new head of marketing. Thank you.
好吧，所以，我得往黑板上寫菜單了 Alright, so, I'm gonna hit the chalkboard.
你帶他熟悉窮孩子三明治的製作過程然後開始動手 You walk him through the prep on the po' boys and get the plancha going.
是的，主廚 是的，主廚 我的親大廚 Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Jefecito.
你給鐵板塗奶油，還子，好嗎? You butter the plancha, son, alright?
我弄這個 波西，快看 哇! I got this. Percy, look. Whoo!
開張了，各位 Yes, sir.
大家排成一列，各位 這邊 Single file, y'all. Right here.
0-8號? 給你 非常感謝 餐巾紙在下面 0-8? There you go. Thank you very much. Napkins are down there.
貝奈特餅來了 等一下 Another beignet coming up. Hang on a second.
七號 給你，再來兩份 Number seven. There you go, two more.
古巴三明治來了 Cubano coming up.
等一下，等一下 他是我的兒子 他還在學習 Hang on, one second. He's my kid. He's just learning.
把你放到推特上? 小心你的身後 Put you on the Twitter? Watch your back.
那是我的孩子 都是他做的 That's my kid. He did all that.
多來點貝奈特餅 那個可憐的孩子怎麼樣了? More beignets. How's that po' boy coming?
正在放蝦 好的 It's coming up with shrimp. Alright.
絕對等得值，我保證 It's worth the wait, I promise.
(準備好 德州 @卡爾·卡斯帕主廚來了 隨時更新)
# 寶貝 ## Baby #
# 我像烤箱一樣火熱 # # I'm hot just like an oven #
# 我需要一些愛 # # I need some lovin' #
# 而且，寶貝 # # And, baby #
# 我無法再堅持了# # I can't hold it much longer #
# 慾望變得越來越強大# # It's getting stronger and stronger #
# 而當我有這種感覺時，我需要性愛治癒 # # And when I get that feelin', I want sexual healing #
# 性愛治癒對我有好處# # Sexual healing is good for me #
# 讓我感覺如此美好# # Makes me feel so fine #
# 有助於緩解我的思緒# # Helps to relieve my mind #
# 耶 # # Yeah #
# 性愛治癒，寶貝，對我有好處# # Sexual healing, baby, is good for me #
# 性愛治癒對我有好處# # Sexual healing is something that's good for me #
# 每當我落下憂鬱的眼淚 # # Whenever blue teardrops are falling #
# 每當穩定的情緒離我而飛 # # And my emotional stability is leaving me #
# 我可以用這個方法面對 # # There is something I can do #
# 我可以打電話給你對不對，寶貝 # # I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby #
# 親愛的，我知道你會為我分憂解圍 # # Honey, I know you'll be there to relieve me #
# 你給我的愛將為...# # The love you give to me will...#
老大，老大 上面寫著"已賣完"了，夥計 Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man.
我們應該沒問題 我想他們正在等我們 We should be good. I think they're holding for us.
嘿，本吉 嘿! Hey, Benji. Hey.
我們以最快的速度趕到了這裡 希望我們仍然來得及 We got here as fast as we could. Hopefully we're still good.
你有什麼要留給我的嗎? 那得問我們頭兒 You got anything for me? Gotta check with the man.
他在後面 好的 謝謝 In the back. OK, thanks.
怎麼樣了，帥哥? What's up, killer?
嘿，艾倫 怎麼樣了，卡爾? Hey, Aaron. What's up, Carl?
你好嗎？你好嗎？ How you doing? How you doing?
通宵開車 挺好的 Driving all night. Doing good.
那東西你還有吧? 我們開始吧! You still got the stuff? Let's do it.
哦! 那東西他還有 Oh. He's got the stuff.
這是什麼地方? 這是個正宗的德州烤肉店 What is this place? This is Texas OG barbecue.
這些傢伙們得徹夜不眠而且用文火慢烤 These guys gotta stay up all night and stoke those fires low and slow.
哦，天啊! 簡直太正點了 Oh, man, that's gorgeous.
那麼我能得到多少個呢？我想是四個 So how many can I get? I guess four.
我照單全收 好極了 I'll take it. Alright.
哇! Whoo!
不錯 哦，是的 Nice. Oh, yeah.
是的 哦，來了 Yeah. Oh, there we go.
哦...Oh...
哦，天啊! 嗯... Oh, man. Mmm...
嗯! 我們應該弄一些迷你漢堡 Mmm! We should get some sliders.
哇! 是應該做點迷你漢堡，夥計 Wow. We should do sliders, man.
哦，我的天啊! 我們拿一些皇家夏威夷甜麵包 Oh, my God. We get some King's Hawaiian bread.
嗯-哼! 再加醃黃瓜，烤肉醬 Mm-hm. Pickle, barbecue sauce.
如果我們把午夜三明治裡的烤豬肉換成這個怎麼樣? What if we swapped this out for the pork in the Medianoche?
你意下如何? 把這個換成豬肩肉? What do you think about that? Swap this for the pork shoulder?
做成什麼"奧斯汀午夜"三明治 我喜歡 Make, like, an "Austin Midnight". I like that.
名字挺響亮 我喜歡 是挺響亮的，寶貝 That's hot. I like that. That is hot, baby.
讓我再來一片 你們應該看看這個 Let me get one more of these. You should check this out.
看我一刀切開 嗯! Just let me cut right through. Mm.
嗯! 留點兒，老兄 我知道 我會的 Mm-mm. Save it, dawg. I know. We're gonna save it.
拜託，全讓你吃了，夥計 我分你一半 Come on you using it all up, man. I'll give you half.
你知道你不不能自己吃 這片吃完就拿走 Know you can't eat your own supply. Put it away after this.
# 耶! # # Yeah #
# 特拉維斯縣拍了我的照片，但不，我並沒微笑 # # Travis County took my picture but, no, I didn't smile #
#他們告訴我我要在這裡待很長一段時間# # They told me I was gonna be here for a pretty long while #
# 有一天，我走在街上# # One day, I was walking down the street #
# 當我應該走在大廳裡時...# # When I should've been walking down the hall...#
六個迷你漢堡 69號的快好了 Six sliders all day. 69's coming up.
啊! 這個快好了 Ah! One is coming up.
一個午夜 一個德州 Medianoche, Texas.
哇! 我手藝太棒了 Whoo! This is getting murdered.
你之後的三個午夜三明治快好了嗎? You got that three Medianoches coming up?
快了 Alright.
65號和66號 Order 65 and 66.
窮孩子三明治在我這裡 等等 I got po' boy right here. One sec.
鋁盤是不是在你那嗎? 古巴三明治好了 You got the transfer pan? Cubano.
謝謝 好勒! 嘿，你電話響了，波西 Thank you. Good. Hey, your phone's ringing, Percy.
不好意思 Sorry.
嘿，媽媽 你在哪裡啊? Hey, Mom. Where are you?
我在奧斯汀 你沒事吧? I'm in Austin. Are you OK?
我很好 你爸爸怎麼樣了？ I'm great. How's your daddy?
來，你跟他說吧! Here, talk to him.
嗨，伊內茲 嗨! Hi, Inez. Hi.
你想讓我去接他嗎？不，你別千里迢迢過來 You want me to pick him up? No, you're a thousand miles away.
沒事的 我可以搭飛機來接他 It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up.
不用，沒事 他很好 "我好想他" No, it's fine. He's doing great. "I miss him."
"我想讓你回家 我好愛他唷" "I want you to come home. I love him."
他沒事 他只有一兩處燙傷還有被削皮刀割傷並縫了兩針 He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife.
拜託，我是認真的 讓我去接他 Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up.
你知道你兒子現在是廚師了嗎？ You know your son's a cook now?
我是個流水線廚子 他是個流水線廚子 I'm a line cook. He's a line cook.
要小心啊! Be careful!
我會及時送他回家上學 I'll have him home in time for school.
你呢? 你還好嗎? 我棒透了! And you? Are you OK? I'm amazing!
"哦，你戴著頭巾太性感了 我好想要你的大蕉蕉哦" "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos."
看起來你們玩得很開心 Looks here like you guys are having so much fun.
好吧，稍等片刻 你兒子會用烤肉架了你知不知道? Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill?
我喝了啤酒 他說了什麼? I had beer. What did he say?
別說了 別說了 別說了 他說他很想你 Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you.
啊，告訴他我愛他 Aww, tell him I love him.
爸爸給我買了一把刀 他說"我愛你" Dad got me a knife. He says, "I love you."
什麼? "我愛你! "What? "I love you!"
我也愛你! I love you too!
告...告訴他"我也愛你" 好嗎? Tell...tell him, "I love you too." OK?
拜 Bye.
好的，70號! Alright, 70!
# 每一天，似乎一切都沒有改變 # # Every day and nothing seem to change #
# 無論我走到何處，我舉目所見都是同樣的景象 # # Everywhere I go, I keep seeing the same old thing #
# 而我 ## And I #
# 我已無法繼續承擔...# # I can't take it no more...#
我們來個自拍 自拍? Let's take a selfie. A selfie?
等等，讓我用閃光燈 等等 Wait, let me do it with the flash. Hold on.
哦，看看那 用郵件發給我，好嗎? Oh, look at that. Email that to me, alright?
好的 OK.
介意我發布這個嗎？ Mind if I post this?
那是什麼，另一短片嗎？不是，這是"每天一秒"的視頻 What is that, another Vine? No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video.
記得嗎? Remember?
這是那個一塊塊拼起來的旅程? 哦，就是那個一小段一小段的東西? It's the trip all cut together? Oh, the little cuts of the thing?
嗯-哼! 是的，僅僅發郵件給我即可 Mm-hm. Yeah, just email it to me.
我確信沒問題 I'm sure it's fine.
聽著，我，呃...我想和你說點事 Listen, I, uh...I want to talk to you about something.
說啊? Yeah?
過去這幾個禮拜我和你在一起度過了非常愉快的時光 I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks.
我也是 Me too.
而且...And...
你已經成為一名非常好的廚師了 you've become a really good cook.
謝謝，爸爸 並非因為你是我兒子 Thanks, Dad. Not just for a kid.
我的意思是，你真的很棒 你工作真的很努力 I mean, you're really good. You work really hard.
這很重要 It's a big deal.
但我們很快就會回家，而且我們會回到我們原來的生活裡 But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives,
而且我會忙著打點餐車 and I'm gonna be really busy with the truck
而且你會非常忙著上學 and you're gonna be really busy with school.
但我仍然可以在餐車裡打工的，對吧? But I can still work on the truck, right?
你說過我是個好廚師 You said I was a good cook.
我...我很抱歉，波西 I'm...I'm sorry, Percy.
我...我只是不想讓你在 I...I just don't want you to be disappointed
一切復舊如初後而感到失望 when things go back to the way that they were.
我不想讓一切復舊如初 I don't want it to go back to that.
我可以在放學後和週末打工 I could work after school and on weekends.
我只是想和你以誠相待，好嗎? I just want to be honest with you, OK?
我覺得我已經很讓你失望了，我不想讓你毫無心理準備 I feel like I've let you down so much, and I didn't want to blindside you,
但夏天即將結束而且我倆就不能再這麼做了 but the summer's gonna end and we're not gonna be doing this anymore.
好嗎? OK?
好的 OK.
但我們玩得很開心，沒有人能奪走我們 But we had a lot of fun, and nobody could take away from us
共同經歷的一切，對吧？ what we experienced together, right?
而且我覺得我真的瞭解你了 And I feel like I really got to know you.
好了 讓我們看音樂表演吧! Alright. Let's watch the music.
# 哦，如果萬事依然一如既往 # # Well, if things don't change around here #
# 我再堅持下去也毫無意義 # # There ain't no use in me hanging right on #
# 留在這裡 # # Hang around #
# 但我現在已準備好了 # # But I'll be ready now #
# 當我那班火車靠近時，我會做好準備 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls up #
# 哦，我現在就準備好了是的 # # Well, I'll be ready now Yeah #
# 當我的火車進站時我會做好準備 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls in #
# 我知道我的時間所剩無幾...# # I know my time ain't long around...#
好了，夥計 我們到了 Alright, pal. Here we are.
回家真好 是的 Be nice to be home. Yep.
看看你的烏龜，看看你的媽媽，回到你的房間 See your turtle, see your mommy, back to your room.
我真的會很想你 I'm really gonna miss you.
我也會很想你 I'm gonna miss you too.
好吧，但是兩個禮拜以後你就回來跟我住 OK, but you'll stay with me in two weeks.
好嗎? 是的 OK? Yeah.
整個週末 視頻你發了沒? Whole weekend. Did you post the video yet?
我還沒有看它 抱歉 別忘了 I didn't look at it yet. Sorry. Don't forget.
我不會的 我會重新發送 I won't. I'll resend it.
好的 OK.
來吧! 媽媽想你了 Come on. Mommy misses you.
去吧! 去媽媽那裡 Go. Go to Mommy.
哇! Mwah!
拜 Bye.
哦，媽的...Oh, shit...
等一下 將會把... Wait a second. Gonna make...
是吧，爸爸? 下禮拜見 Right, Dad? See you next week.
把那東西收起來 所以我是保姆? Put that thing away. So I'm the nanny?
開始吧...Here we go...
嗨! Hi.
小心點 哦! Look out. Oh!
真地道 耶! Empingao. Yeah!
停在那裡 邁阿密! Park over there. Miami!
快來，進來 Come on, get in.
西班牙雞肉飯 Arroz con pollo.
我想我錯過出口了 I think I missed the exit.
貝奈特餅 Beignets.
嘿! 爸爸 嗨! Hey, Dad. Hi.
怎麼了？沒事 What's wrong? Nothing.
怎麼了? What's up?
聽著，我...我在想，關於我們所談論的事情 Listen, I was...I was thinking, about what we were talking about.
然後呢? Yeah?
可我話先說在前頭 你媽媽得先同意 And it's gotta be OK with Mom. Let me just say that first.
你到底在說什麼? What are you talking about?
我真的需要你在餐車上幫忙 I could really use your help on the truck.
你在嗎? You there?
是的 Yeah.
可是只有在週末和平時放學 And it's only for the weekends and after school
做完功課之後 after you're done with your homework,
賺的錢都存著給你上大學用 and the money goes into your college fund.
好的 聽上去還可以嗎? OK. Does that sound good?
聽起來不錯 That sounds pretty good.
媽媽！爸爸想讓我在他的餐車幫廚! Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck!
不，說真的! 他在跟我講電話 No, really! He's on the phone.
媽媽想和你說話 我覺得應該是個可以的 等等 Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on.
# 現在等一下 # # Now wait a minute #
# 加利佛尼亞州懂得如何狂歡 # # California knows how to party #
# 在這個都市裡...# # In the city...#
16號 16 Order 16. 16.
16 16號拿著 謝謝 16. 16, here. Thank you.
15號 上菜 上菜 下一位! 15. Order up. Order up. Next!
兩個古巴三明治，加辣 Mole, two Cubanos,
21號，迷你漢堡 and order 21, slider.
謝謝 21號? 謝謝 Thank you. 21? Thank you.
給你 你的就快了 很好 15號 There you go. I got yours coming. Perfect. 15.
是的 好的 謝謝 Yes. OK. Thank you.
這裡沒有你吃的 There's no food for you here.
讓我和主廚說兩句行嗎，拜託? Could I speak to the Chef for just a second, please?
見鬼你才行 The hell you will.
我能和你談談嗎? Can I talk to you?
下一位! 下一位! Next! Next!
你到底在這裡做什麼？ What exactly are you doing here?
我呃...我是來品嚐食物的 我來品嚐你做的食物 I'm, uh...eating the food. I'm eating your food.
我記得我做的菜好像是"又賤又膩" I thought my food was "needy and cloying."
哦，我知道你不會願意做菜給我吃的 Well, I didn't think you'd want to serve me,
所以我托人幫忙買了一份 so I sent somebody else to pick it up.
我們倆之間發生的事，真的讓我大吃一驚 What happened between us, that really knocked me for a loop.
我的意思是，你奪走了我的尊嚴以及我的事業和我的自尊心 I mean, you robbed me of my pride and my career and my dignity.
而且我知道像你這樣的人通常不關心這種事情 And I know people like you don't usually care about that kind of thing.
這說法未必正確 That's not necessarily true.
但你應該知道，你這麼做會很傷害幹我這行的人 But you should know, it hurts people like me.
因為我們真的很賣力 網上的謾罵戰是你挑起的 'Cause we're really trying. You started a flame war with me.
你在開我玩笑嗎？這可我的拿手好戲啊，夥計 Are you kidding me? I buy ink by the barrel, buddy.
跟我比鬥嘴你是怎麼想的? What are you doing picking a fight with me?
我再傻也不會和你比賽做菜啊! I wouldn't challenge you to a cook-off.
我以為我發給你的是私人信息 I thought I was sending you a private message.
我壓根不知道啊! 我以為我們倆在找樂子 I didn't know that. I thought we were having fun.
這不過是場鬧劇 順便問一句，你當時做的是什麼他媽爛七八糟的? It was theatre. By the way, what the fuck were you cooking?
你真的徹底拉屎拉床上了，夥計 我怎麼可能為你撐腰? You totally shat the bed, buddy. How could I back that?
你曾經是我的寵兒之一啊! You were one of my early boys.
我無法掌控菜單 I had no control over the menu.
不管怎麼樣，好嗎？你好像找回自己的烹調之道了 Whatever the case, OK? You seem to be cooking for yourself again.
因為這東西太震撼了 Because this shit is sensational.
我的意思是，真的，真的太好吃了 I mean, really, really good.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我不會寫這篇評論的 I'm not gonna write about it.
是的 我明白 Yeah. I understand.
因為我想為你撐腰 Because I'd like to back you.
再說一遍? Excuse me?
我想投資在你身上 I wanna bankroll you,
所以凡對我有經濟利益的東西 我都不能寫 and I can't write about anything I have a vested interest in.
我有點搞不清狀況 I'm not sure I get what's going on here.
我賣掉了我的網站賺了一大筆錢 I sold my website for a whole lot of money
而且我投標買了塊玫瑰大道上的地 and I've just put in a bid on a place on Rose.
它已經規劃過了，它有經營證 你可以隨心所欲地想建什麼就建什麼 It's zoned, it's permitted. You could build it out however you like.
而且你愛做什麼菜就做什麼菜 And you can cook whatever you like.
慢慢來，你考慮一下 Take your time, think about it.
我不會責怪你有一些信任的問題 I wouldn't blame you for having a few trust issues,
但我只是想，你知道的 but I just thought that, you know,
你我不計前嫌握手言和這段佳話一傳出去 you and me burying the hatchet might be a good story.
預定的人就會擠破門 Reservations out the door.
比這更重要的是你儘管放手做你的大廚 More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there.
與此同時，無論你在哪裡，你只要發推文給我 In the meantime, you just tweet me wherever you are
而我就會跑過來 and I'll come running.
因為這東西太棒了 好嗎？ 'Cause this shit's good. Alright?
太美味了! Delicious!
太美妙了Delicioso.
忒好吃了Mucho goodo.
嘿，老大 幹什麼? Hey, jefe. Yeah?
講了好多話而且還沒見到你揍他一拳 That was a lot of talking and you not punching him.
那麼，那個王八蛋說了些什麼? So, what'd that asshole say, huh?
我認為那個"王八蛋"可能是我們新的合作夥伴 I think that "asshole" might be our new partner.
半年後
私人聚會 暫停營業
唷，唷，唷，唷! Yo yo yo yo!
後有彩蛋 請勿走開
A鏡頭注意 B鏡頭注意 A mark. B mark.
看起來不錯 看起來已經很不錯了 Looks good. It looks good already.
火候正好 The heat is right on.
那是橄欖油? 是的 That's olive oil? Yeah.
你那邊拿什麼呢? What are you grabbing over there?
你拿了所有的奶酪 You're grabbing all your cheese.
是的 Yeah.
你在那裡做什麼？把它塗滿還是在找... What are you doing there? Spreading it around or finding...
把它塗滿一下 你在那找什麼呢? Spreading it around. What are you looking for there?
熱源 熱源 Heat. Heat.
所以不能讓它烤糊了 So it doesn't burn.
哪裡是最熱的地方? 熱點在這裡 Where's the hottest spot? Right here is the hot spot.
所以說你隨時都得控制著它 你隨時控制 So you're controlling it all the time. You're always controlling.
顏色也是一個細節 你得看，你得一直看 Color is a detail as well. And you're looking, you're looking.
一旦你這邊一變顏色馬上...你從這裡才開始 As soon as you get your good color...This is now where you start it.
你才開始真正的做成三明治的主體 You start to really build the sandwich itself.
輕輕塗一層 A light scrape.
所以這裡你看得到整個三明治都開始變化 So you can see, the whole sandwich starts to evolve.
而且，你看，奶酪也開始變化了 And, see, the cheese is starting to evolve too.
是的，你可以做到 就是這樣 Yes, you can do it. There you go.
要靠近那裡 Getting in there.
你幾乎...You're almost...
就算是現在，當你在繼續著，約翰 Even now, as you get further, Jon,
你要越來越投入，像是，現在要很堅定地 you're getting in, like, assertive now.
你在變化中...即便是你這裡抓把手的手勢 You're changing...Even your grip's here.
嗯-哼! 變更你的位置 Mm-hm. Changing your positions.
你要不停地移動 You're moving around.
但是你的動作並不是很忙亂 你是... But you're not too busy with it. You're...
你很精準地，但有時候又會退一步 You're precise, but then sometimes you step back.
除了這個之外，什麼也不存在 對的 Nothing else exists except this. Right.
這是現在這個世界上唯一存在的東西 This is the only thing that exists in this world right now.
而且要是你把它搞砸了，這世界就糟糕透頂了 And if you fuck this up, everything sucks in the world.